3 | Funny Times With Markus

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Reader: Psst
Reader: Markus
Markus: wut?
Reader: ever wondered if a rumba can become deviant?
Markus: o yeah shit I forgot
Markus: *communicates with the rumba*
Markus: you're free now

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Reader: *drops her drink*
Reader: o shit
Reader: RUMBA HELP ME CLEAN THIS
Rumba: NO
Markus: he became deviant
Markus: he's one of us now

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Reader: So North told me the other day that I should get a life
Reader: I mean
Reader: they sell it at Walmart
Reader: you can get one too
Markus: ROASTEEEEEEED

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Reader: Snape Snape Severus Snape
Reader: Snape Snape Severus Snape
Josh: DUMBLEDORE
Reader: Snape Snape Severus Snape
Josh: DUMBLEDORE
Reader: Snape Snape Severus Snape
Reader: Snape Snape Severus Snape
Josh: DUMBLEDORE
Markus: HARRY POTTER HARRY POTTER HARRY POTTER HARRY POTTER THATS ME
North: RON WEASLEY
(Omfg this is just too hard to finish)

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