adebimpe the facebook girl

Episode 04

M………………. After the call
I went to work and chat with my friend segun
along side. I narrated my recent action to him
and he told me I was getting smarter. We
discussed how kemi’s package will look like,
and trust my guy, he came with a very brilliant
plan.

He said we would act like brothers, I
would be the elder brother while he would be
the younger brother.

I smiled and said to myself, “hope say sege no
go push me to jail some day sha”, but on a serious note, its good to have the good, the
bad, and the ugly friends and I don’t even
know
the category that segun belongs to.

After closing for the day’s job at 5pm, I was
so tired and I couldn’t stop over at segun’s house,
I went home straight and fell over the bed to
relax.

At 7pm, my phone was ringing and I
looked at the screen, it was my beloved kemi
calling.

ME: hello love

KEMI: call me back please ***hanged up****
What is this girl up to?, haba!!!, she had never
call for 3 minutes before, always saying “call
me
back”.

I wait for like 10minutes before
returning the call

ME: hello love

KEMI: hi. How are you?

ME: I’m fine, and you?

KEMI: I’m fine too. What happened to your
phone the other time in the morning?

ME: sorry about that jaree, the credit was
exhausted and the call terminated.

KEMI: hmmmmmmmm. I thought you don’t
want to talk to me ni.

ME: haba!!, no naw. So where are you

KEMI: I’m now in akure

ME: really?, where in akure?

KEMI: I don’t know dear, ok hold on let me ask
someone ******background: kemi: pls what is
the name of this place?. Response: oda
road*********** ok onihaxy, they said its oda
road.

ME: eeeyah, not to far from my area sha.

About
30 to 40minute taxi drive.

KEMI: really?

ME: yes. So how do we see?

KEMI: I don’t know yet ooooo, and I would be so
busy tomorrow in cooking assistance.

ME: so what about saturday?

KEMI: I will be busy too

ME: so what do we do now? I can’t wait to see
you dear.

KEMI: same here. Ok let’s do it this way

ME: how?

KEMI: to save time, let’s meet at the shopping
plaza, text the location to me, you will get
there
before me and I will meet you there.

ME: *****oloshi, you dey prove smart abi?, na
me you wan use brain for?. Thanks to sege’s
tutorials******* that will be bit difficult dear

KEMI: why?

ME: my younger brother is around and wanted
to see you, infact, he should have travelled yesterday but he said he would wait till your
arrival.

KEMI: who is that? And did you tell him
anything about me?

ME: my cousin .yes I told him lots about you

KEMI: and what was that?

ME: that you are my love, the girl I wanted to
marry. And he said he wanted to see his
brother’s wife. Infact, he has a gift to give
you.