adebimpe the facebook girl

Episode 5

Segun arrived my house at 5:50am in the
morning and met me and my co-tenants
outside mourning and discussing in groups as
if someone died .
SEGE: guy, wetin do your number?, e no dey
waka? And wetin dey happen here?, person
died?
ME: phone kee?. Our compound was robbed
last night and my phone was taken away with
my laptop
SEGE: haaa!!, no wonder you were all outside
at this time.
ME: **sober** na so we see am ooo
SEGE: se na only you dem rob?
ME: at all, they robbed the whole compound
and took away all valuables. Mummy tolu and
her daughter was even raped sef
SEGE: haa, na wa oooo.
ME: the thing tire me
SEGE: hope you have prepared for your trip?
ME: prepare kee?, how will I go about my
credentials when my phone and system had
been stolen?. Even my nokia torchlight is
gone? And how will I contact my uncle?
SEGE: no wahala. I will give you my android
phone with my line, I will be calling you with
my nokia touchlight that has my second line.
ME: then how will I go about the documents.
SEGE: along the journey, you would re-
download the stuffs on this phone and print it
out using the card reader I will give to you.
ME: ok pal. But how about the one you
wanted to scan to me?.
SEGE: I will give the guy your mail, so he
would scan it and send directly to your mail
and you can print it out also.
ME: what about my uncle, I need to contact
him. I have never been to his place in Ado
before. And my line is gone, how will I locate
him? Since he won't be able to reach me?
SEGE: don't you know his line offhand?
ME: I swear I don't
SEGE: its easy, sebi you dey use blackberry?
ME: yes
SEGE: and you registered blackberry account
with your email address?
ME: yes
SEGE: and your uncle's number is saved on
the blackberry?
ME: yes
SEGE: then all your contacts are backed up on
your email
ME: how?
SEGE: just log in to your yahoo mail address
and on the homepage, click on contacts.
Me: are you sure I will find it?
SEGE: yes, I'm very sure.
ME: chaii, its really good to have a "tech
guru" as a friend.
SEGE: **laughs***. Time is no more on our
side, go and bath and then dress up
ME: ok, help me to sign in into my mail and
be doing the stuff while I bath.
SEGE: ok, wetin be that your password sef?,
"adebimpe" abi?
ME: you no well. Its the same with the one I
used for facebook.
SEGE: **laughs*** ok.
I rushed to the bathroom to shower and brush
my teeth. I dressed up and picked my
remaining credentials, some other things. And
by 6:08, I'm done and ready. By this time,
segun was busy downloading my credentials
from my mail. We both walked out and I
locked the door. He followed me to the taxi
and we boarded the taxi together, he showed
me how to access my contacts from my email
and behold, all my phone contacts was backed
up on my phone. I checked for my uncle's
number and dialled it.
ME: hi sir
UNCLE: hi, who is this?
ME: onihaxy sir
UNCLE: what happened to your line ?
ME: my phone was stolen sir, so a friend
borrowed me his phone.
UnCLE: anyways, where are you?
ME: at the park.
UNCLE: by this time?. I expected you to be
almost here by now, this is 7:05am
ME: I will soon be there sir. Akure to Ado is
just 45minutes sir.
UNcLE: ok, safe journey
ME: thanks sir **hanged up****
Segun and I arrived at the park by 7:12am, he
gave me the phone and promised to keep
intouch and also ensure to tell the guy to
scan and send the stuffs to me. Segun
returned home and I sought the service of the
food sellers at the park to fill my tummy
before the bus was filled up. At about 7:35,
the bus was filled up and set to move.
I was in the bus and I downloaded all the files
into the memory card. The phone battery was
at 55% and segun didn't give me his charger.
Oppps!!!!, I even forgot to collect the card
reader from him.