adebimpe the facebook girl

Episode 24

Over to whatsapp between me and my guy.
SEGE: you don't mean it!!, you mean bimpe
called you to warn you?.
ME: yes.
SEGE: glory be to God almighty.
ME: why that?
SEGE: this is what I have been waiting for.
ME: waiting for as how?.
SEGE: it shows that she is weak and scared.
Therefore, this is the right time to strike back
at her.
ME: are you sure?
SEGE: yes. Trust me. But onihaxy. You just
have to be confident and bold enough to carry
out this task I want to give you.
ME: you know I'm always bold na.
SEGE: you dey craze. No be onihaxy wey I
sabi?. You fit tremble and forget your name on
seeing ordinary laps of a woman.
ME: you dey craze.
SEGE: na you and bimpe dey craze together.
So as I was saying. You will pick your phone
and call her.
ME: what if it doesn't go through?.
SEGE: did she use the same number she had
been using to text you?.
ME: No,
SEGE: then trust me. The number will be
reachable, for her to call and issue a warning,
then she must be waiting for a reply.
ME: so what do I tell her when I call her?.
SEGE: tell her that if she wants you to loose
betty, then she should be ready to loose her
marriage.
ME: just like that?.
SEGE: wait jaree, I never finish.
ME: ok sir.
SEGE: tell her that you have the screen shot of
all her sexcapades with sodiq back then in
akure, also the screen shot of all your
conversations including the threats, the
blackmailing, how she had been demanding
money from you, pictures of the nudes she
sent, and so on.
ME: but you knew that my phone was stolen
na. And I couldn't access her facebook since
the day she left akure. So I don't have any of
these things. What if she ask for a proof?.
SEGE: that's why I said you have to be
confident and bold. Don't let fear appear in
your speech or texts, or else, na fucck up be
that. Say it as if you mean it. Try and be
sharp na onihaxy.
Me: ok, I will try.
SEGE: if she ask for a proof, tell her that you
have her husband's details, his name, phone
number, email, social network accounts and
house address. Tell her that if she needs a
proof, you will document everything and
forward it to her husband and also, copies
would be sent to betty so that they can check
it first. I can bet it with my fingernails, she
would come down and even beg you for
negotiation.
ME: are you sure?.
SEGE: trust me my guy.
I began to rehearse on how to face bimpe over
the phone. It took me 3 days to gather
courage and boldness.
I was at work on a friday and I intended to call
bimpe when I get home in the evening. At
2pm, I got a chat message from betty.
BETTY: hi dear
ME: hi sweety. How are you today?
BETTY: I'm fine. And you?
ME: I'm good my love.
BETTY: please I want to ask a question.
ME: go ahead.
BETTY: Are you really sure that you don't
know my brother's wife?
ME: who is that?
BETTY: Aunty Bimpe
ME: ****scared*** Not really.
BETTY: then how?,
ME: why did you ask?.
BETTY: because when I got back to lagos. I
was having a gist with her about my visitation
to Ado and I showed her your picture telling
her that I met you. I noticed she screamed
exactly the same way you did when you saw
her picture on my phone.
ME: really??
BETTY: her mood and face changed instantly
when she asked of your name and I told her
that you are onihaxy. I noticed she felt
somehow.
ME: hmmmmm.
BETTY: so please can you tell me the truth.
Did you really know her?.
ME: sweetheart. Did she tell you that she
knows me.
BETTY: she isn't willing to answer any
question. That's why I'm asking you. If you
truly love me as you claimed. Then don't put
me in the dark. Can you please tell me what is
going on between you guys. Or else, forget
about me.
ME: haa, betty, why na.
BETTY: yes. I can't just build my hope and
future on a guy who is secretive. Its either you
tell me all I need to know or this union
between us is over!!,
ME: ****scared***** ok dear, can you please
give me few moments. My boss is around. He
must not catch me handling phone during
work hours. I will get back to you when he is
gone.
BETTY: ok be fast. I'm waiting.
"Chaiii, na which kind wahala be this
sef..........."

I excused myself from betty's chat and I called
bimpe on phone. It rang 3 times without been
picked. I dialled it the 4th time and it was
picked up.
ME: hello bimpe, its me onihaxy. please don't
hang up on me.
BIMPE: yes?, how can I help you?.
ME: well, I don't need your help. I think You
are the one who needs mine.
BIMPE: **laughs** funny, me?, need your
help?, what do you mean?
ME: well, I just had a chat with betty just now
and she demanded to know what transpired
between us.
BIMPE: **silent for about 5 seconds*** what
did you tell her?.
ME: I haven't disclosed anything yet, that's
why I called you to know what you told her so
as to replicate the same in order not
contradict.
BIMPE: *cool voice*** I didn't tell her
anything. I only said your face looked familiar.
ME: that's exactly what I told her when I first
saw your picture on her phone. Maybe that's
why she wanted to find out what was behind
the familiarity
BIMPE: ok.
ME: so what should I tell her?.
BIMPE: dismiss the chat and tell her we never
met before, Period.
ME: I tried it earlier and it seems not to be
working. She gave a condition that its either I
tell her or its over between us.
BIMPE: then tell her we once lived in the same
street and we had a quarrel.
ME: what if she asked what led to the quarrel?
BIMPE: then think of something to tell her.
ME: ok.
BIMPE: besides, I don't think its necessary to
tell her anything. Just ignore her and let it be
over between both of you. Period
ME: that can never be possible bimpe.
BIMPE: **voice changed** what do you
mean?. Didn't I tell you to stay away from my
family?. You are stepping on my nerves
onihaxy. I can bet it with you that you will
regret it if you don't back off.
ME: bimpe calm down. Betty is the girl I want
to marry, infact, she is my last girl standing.
So you have to be involved in it and make our
union possible. Or else, we will both loose out
of this game.
BIMPE: what do you mean?
ME: if I loose betty, then be ready to loose
your marriage.
BIMPE: ***laughed***** what a nice threat Mr
man, and how do you intended pushing me
out of my matrimony sir?.
ME: well, its simple. I have the screen shot of
all your sexual conversations with sodiq back
in akure, the screenshot of all our sexual
conversations also, I have all the blackmail
texts and messages you sent to me
demanding for money in exchange of my
credentials and nudes. I have copies of the
nudes.
BIMPE: and what do you intend doing with
them?.
ME: nothing much. I have your husband's
home address, his email, his office address,
his social network profile and his phone
number. I will simply attach all this evidence
and forward it directly to him so that he can
know the type of girl he married. I will also
send a copy to betty for her to see also. So
my dear, we will both loose. If I loose betty, I
will go to the extreme to make sure that you
loose your marriage.
BIMPE: ****silent*****
ME: hello oooooooo.
BIMPE: ***faint voice****onihaxy, what do you
want?
"Chai!!!!, it worked!!!!!"