adebimpe the facebook girl

Episode 4

After few minutes of soliloquies, I looked up to
the wall and the time was few minutes to
10pm. What will I do now?, I have nobody else
to talk to apart from segun. I picked my phone
to chat with him.
ME: sege, how you dey?
SEGE: I dey fine ooo. Hope you don dey
prepare for your interview?.
ME: prepare kee?, wahala don dey ooo
SEGE: wetin happen?
ME: my uncle just called me now.
SEGE: na wetin him talk?. He say the job no
sure again?
ME: he talk say the chairman dey travel
tomorrow morning by 10am. So I must reach
b4 8am.
SEGE: haa!!, how you go do your credentials
stuffs now?
ME: I no know ooo.
SEGE: ok, there is an alternative.
ME: what is it?
SEGE: use your phone to access your mail and
download them from your email and save it
on your memory card.
ME: how will I print it then?
SEGE: I will come to your place very early
tomorrow morning around 5:30 to give you a
card reader. You will insert your memory card
inside it and print the stuffs at any computer
centre when you get to Ado.
ME: ok jaree. That's ma boy
SEGE: that's my guy too. Bimpe's surest
husband
ME: I no like am ooo.
SEGE: no worry, na me go best you on your
wedding day. Lol
ME: you no well.
I logged into my mail and found my Bsc and
NYsc certificates only from my sent box. I
downloaded both of them. I then realised that
it was only the frontpage of my Bsc result I
scanned. I didn't scanned the backpage and
the bagepage has my school logo and text
imprint on it just like that of the front page. I
logged in back to my whatsapp to update
segun.
ME: sege
SEGE: how far guy?. You don download am.
ME: yeah, but there is a problem
SEGE: what is it?
ME: my oracle certificate wasn't scanned
along during that period.
SEGE: what about the B.sc and NYSC?
ME: I was able to retrieve those ones.
SEGE: that is cool. You can generate an
excuse for the missing oracle certificate when
you get there
ME: ok, but the Bsc result I downloaded
doesn't have a backpage.
SEGE: backpage as how?
ME: on our certificate. The logo of our school
and some text imprints are on the back page
with two colours.
SEGE: is the backpage the same for every
graduates?
ME: yes, just the logo and the school name
written imprinted on it.
SEGE: don't worry. I have a guy who schooled
and graduated from your school 2 years ago
and serving presently. I will get intouch with
him and scan the backpage of his document
and send to your whatsapp before you reach
Ado.
ME: **took a deep breath***, thanks jaree my
guy. You are too much
SEGE: what are we friends for
ME: my mind just settle small
SEGE: start rehearsing a genuine excuse you
will provide for the missing oracle certificate
ME: ok jare padi mi.
SEGUN: abeg, I wan post something on my
blog, we go chat later.
ME: ok, goodnite.
I slept off few minutes later until I heard a
knock and a harsh voice on my door around
2am to open up or I loose my life. I thought I
was dreaming, it was when the knocks and
threat was getting intense that I realised that
they are armed robbers. Behold, I opened out
of fear and my laptop and my Blackberry
phone was carted away.
I just couldn't cry. I was just dump and
clueless.
"No doubt, Adebimpe has been going spiritual
on me, I don dey suspect say this girl na
Emere" I thought.