adebimpe the facebook girl

Episode 13

Segun and I continued with the game, when I
was getting hungry, I picked some noodles in
his cupboard and help myself with the
cooking. The friendship between segun and I
was more like brothers. We are always free at
each others house. Infact, I do see segun's
house as my second home and vice versa.
I was eating my noodles and segun was
playing game alone on his own when kemi
called again. I looked at the wall clock and
the time was 2pm.
ME: hello
KEMI: hi dear, please call me back
ME: ok
KEMI: ****hanged up****
I dropped the phone from my ear and face
segun.
ME: "Shoooooo!, segun see me see wahala
oooo"
SEGE: wetin happen?
ME: imagine kemi telling me to call back after
receiving 400naira airtime yesterday?
SEGE: sebi na you start am from onset
ME: how? ***raised eye brow****
SEGE: me as I dey so, if I send 100naira card
to any girl and if she doesn't call me with
atleast 50naira worth of airtime before
requesting another one, I will never send
another card.
ME: hmmmmmmmm
SEGE: but if na you, one "yeye" girl go call you
to send card, she no go use atleast half of the
card to call you, and she go request for
another one. And you would send it again. So
what do you expect?
ME: you are right sha.
SEGE: call her na. Let's hear what she has to
say.
ME: ok
I dialled kemi's number from my phone.
ME: hello kemisola
KEMI: hi love, where are you?
ME: I'm still with my boss on the project site
KEMI: when will you be through?
ME: I can't say for now, but soon sha
KEMI: ooooh God, time is going now
ME: don't worry, if we can't be chanced to go
out today, what about tomorrow?
KEMI: that's impossible, me and my family are
returning very early tomorrow morning
ME: haaaaa, ok, I pray we leave here quickly
today
KEMI: and what happens if you don't leave on
time?
ME: I don't know oooo,
KEMI: ok, let's do it this way
ME: how?
KEMI: with the situation of things, I don't
think I would be able to sneak out again today
after this moment
ME: huuuuuuh
KEMI: so please can you send the money to
my account on monday morning so that I can
shop for few things to take to school when I
get back to lagos.
ME: ********chai, "mogbe", see finishing
format*****. Hmmmmmm, ok dear
KEMI: is that a promise dear, should I be
expecting it?
ME: yeah, I will try
KEMI: I love you so much dear. And please,
help me to keep bro segun's gift, I will collect
it on my next visit to akure during semester
break
ME: really?, are you coming for another
occasion?
KEMI: no ooo, I'm coming specially to visit
you, I will spend like 4days with you before I
return back to lagos
ME: waooooh, I can't wait for that moment.
When will that be?
KEMI: let's say 2 months from now. I can't
wait to be in your arms too my baby
ME: ok dear
KEMI: please don't forget ooo, you know you
promised me you will send it on monday.
ME: I know dear.
KEMI: ok love. Take care
ME: and you too. Bye ***hanged up**
I dropped the call with my mouth wide opened
as segun was also looking at me and shaking
his head at the same time.
SEGE: oh boy, this your kemi too smart
ME: "baje baje"
SEGE: her own smartness sef don pass that of
bimpe
ME: seems so. So what do I do next?
SEGE: sebi na two sims you get?
ME: yes na
SEGE: she know the second number?
ME: no oooo.
SEGE: switch off this line for the next 3weeks
or one month. Cased closed.
ME: really?, sebi you be event planner na,
abeg plan another way out jaree
SEGE: abegi mr maga. This girl's smartness
don dey compete with my own. Just do as I
say for now while planning for another
alternative.
I went back home, I changed my sim as segun
directed and kemi's chapter was closed till
further notice.