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Episode 16

ME: ***placed phone on my hear*** hi, who is
this?
CALLER: its me tosin
*** Instantly, I remembered and recognised the
caller. Tosin was my friend during nysc days.
We stayed at the same lodge and our ppa was
in the same area. We first met when my PPA
and his PPA acquired accommodation for us
at the same house, our friendship began to
grow as we found ourselves in the same CDS
group.**
ME: tosin my padi, how you dey?, long time.
TOSIN: I dey jawe.
ME: how did you get my new number?
TOSIN: from one of our friends.
ME: ok,
TOSIN: let's chat on whatsapp.
ME: ok ***hanged up****.
My mind was cooled as the fears from my
nightmare was reduced. I took a deep breath
of comfort and started chatting with tosin.
ME: how far?, where are you now?
TOSIN: I'm in niger state ooo. What about
you?
ME: I am in akure. You must be a big boy now
oooo. How is work?
TOSIN: work is fine bro, what about yours?
ME: I'm managing jawe
TOSIN: managing kee? Is it not a big firm?
ME: big firm kee?, its a small delivery and
courier firm.
TOSIN: what do you do there?
ME: home and office deliveries.
TOSIN: eyah. Hope the pay is ok sha?
ME: not really, just 20k. So what about you?,
where are you working?
TOSIN: hmmmm. I work with an international
firm
ME: big boy.
TOSIN: looool
ME: is it an oil & gas firm?
TOSIN: no, its a branding and consultancy firm
own by a british.
ME: chaiii, I dey envy you ooooo. What do you
there?
TOSIN: business developer
ME: what's the function of business developer.
TOSIN: I serve as an intermediate between our
firm and our clients like banks, oil companies,
etc.
ME: that cool. You must be earning well
ooooo.
TOSIN: not really, just 120k monthly?
ME: heeeeee, you call 120k just?. Please I
don't mind if you hook me up and fix me into
such job.
TOSIN: no problem, just send your C.V to my
mail, I will submit it tommorow. As soon as
there is opening Or vacancy in our company, I
will let you know.
ME: thanks pal, I'm grateful.
TOSIN: you are welcome. I have a client to
attend too. Let's chat later.
ME: ok, bye.
I shouted while sitting on my chair "heeeeee!!!,
so I will soon leave this Akure for a better
job!!". I couldn't wait till I close before I
applied "make-up" to my cv and credentials
and sent them to tosin's mail. I called him to
inform him that I have sent the C.V and he
told me that he had seen it. Suddenly, I
became joyous and happy even without
getting the job.
On getting home, I picked my fone to chat with
my guy segun.
ME: sege, I go soon leave akure for you oooo
SEGE: wetin happen?, you don apply for togo
visa?
ME: you no well, sum1 is trying to fix me to a
120k monthly salary job
SEGE: heeeee, at where?,
ME: niger state
SEGE: when are you applying?
ME: I don apply already. I sent my C.V this
afternoon.
SEGE: and u didn't send mine abi?, may
bicycle crush you to death!!!
ME: no vex. I go send yours later
SEGE: better.