A/N: ok so two things: first of all, please look at last chapter's instagram post to understand this chapter
Also: i can't get aecha's texts to show up on the right side of the screen as intended and i've given up so enjoy this cursive mess
domedoyoung
fuck you mean you'd rather stay singleblessmeaecha
i mean
i'd rather die than marry either of youosakaprince
wait what did i missdomedoyoung
just aecha being a lil BITCHblessmeaecha
sorry i didn't quite catch you son-in-law looking asstytracktytrack
uhm i feel offended toojojojohnny
taeyong ur username gets me every time lmaojeffreyhyun
lmfao i didnt see doyoungs post and was SO confuseddomedoyoung
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved inthemarklee
you're a navy seal????blessmeaecha
lmfao no mark it's a memethemarklee
oh i knew that of course hahajeffreyhyun
anyway aecha stop lying in ur insta commentsblessmeaecha
idk what you're talking about and I refuse to askjojojohnny
well you just kinda didtenoutoften
y'all fuckinnnnnnnnblessmeaecha
can you like
notdomedoyoung
with all due respect, ewwtenoutoften
i wasn't talking about you twojeffreyhyun
oh shit this is getting intenseblessmeaecha
well I'M not sleeping with anyone
so doyoung x taeyong is real after allwinwinwin
congrats guys <3tytracktytrack
yeah issa nojeffreyhyun
why the fuck you lyiiiiiiiinosakaprince
very outdated memejeffreyhyun
wait yuta you were supposed to back me uposakaprince
this just seems unnecessary tho and i dislike making people uncomfortableblessmeaecha
yuta's a real onethemarklee
oh btw how was your lunch at mcdonalds aecha?
i saw you there on my way home but didn't want to annoy you or anythingblessmeaecha
aww mark very sweet of you, it was nicetenoutoften
you'd rather go alone than invite me??
fakeeeeethemarklee
she wasn't alone, taeyong kept her companyjojojohnny
...jeffreyhyun
...domedoyoung
lmfao fucking exposedblessmeaecha
mark lee istg i like you but right now i wanna throw you off a clifftenoutoften
*sips tea*tytracktytrack
could y'all stop being childish for a secosakaprince
tbh i agree going to fkin mcdonalds aint that deepwinwinwin
mcdonalds is second base!tenoutoften
bless your soul winwinjeffreyhyun
case fucking closed thoughblessmeaecha
Jung YoonOh i will proceed to give one of your stalkers your number,
torture you relentlessly and then make you go on a date with her naked
if you don't immediately stop this bullshit thank you very muchdomedoyoung
you tell 'em girljojojohnny
that scares me and it's not even directed at memoonmoontaeil
that scares me and I wasn't even part of the convo_______