Friends with Benefits

'26' easy

Jaehyun
ok we all know that those emojis are code for 'we banged'

Aecha
they are?
also jfc I posted that like 10 minutes ago don't you have a life

Jaehyun
no I don't
so DID YOU

Aecha
yes 

Jaehyun
FINALLY
how was it, spill the tea
but not too much 

Aecha
it was amazing

Jaehyun
ayyyy grats
you don't sound too excited tho

Aecha
it's just
he asked me if i wanted to sleep over and i freaked
like
basically ran away

Jaehyun
why???

Aecha
idk it felt too good for me

Jaehyun
uhm
i don't get it

Aecha
he's not my boyfriend why should i sleep there
you know

Jaehyun
ooooooh
the old cliché "one of both gets feelings"

Aecha
no!!!
okay maybe
but that's why i bailed
bc i wanted to stop it

Jaehyun
did you at least explain it to him
maybe the poor dude thinks he's horrible in bed now
nvm it's taeyong

Aecha
i said my parents told me to get home 

Jaehyun
bad but not too horrible

Aecha
more importantly
he said we should do it more often

Jaehyun
and?

Aecha
ifisjfij i just explained that to you!!!

Jaehyun
just get it
and if you really catch feelings tell him

Aecha
you make it sound so easy

Jaehyun
yeah bc it is

Aecha
ugh sometimes I really wish i had some girlfriends

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domedoyoung
whussup bitches

osakaprince
slowly fixing my ego

tenoutoften

hanging w this huge dork

themarklee
why didn't you invite me 😢

domedoyoung
sweetie that's called a date

jeffreyhyun
yuta do you wanna call or smth

osakaprince
not really
still mildly annoyed at you jeffrey

blessmeaecha
oh shoot he used the forbidden name

jeffreyhyun
it's okay i deserve it

winwinwin
jaehyun hyung fighting!!!

osakaprince
once again, betrayal

blessmeaecha
yuta hang in there
eventually, winwin and you will be happy together

osakaprince
thanks

tytracktytrack
are we all just ignoring that beautiful johnten content???

domedoyoung
since when do you ship people

tytracktytrack
i'm a man of many interests

haechannie
i endorse every relationship that doesn't involve aecha

blessmeaecha
fuck you too

haechannie
hey i was saying that none of these idiots would treat you right

tytracktytrack
fuck you too

tenoutoften
👀👀👀

blessmeaecha
miss me with that eye emoji shit

tenoutoften
☕☕☕

domedoyoung
that tea is barely lukewarm
anyhow
who wants to help me decide which pic to post

jeffreyhyun
oooooh me

domedoyoung
okay i'll send them to you privately

themarklee
i hope you have lots of fun johnny and ten!

tenoutoften
💝💝💝

osakaprince
this is getting very romantic very quickly

tenoutoften
💦💦💦

blessmeaecha
oh god no
close your eyes @haechannie @themarklee

themarklee
working out is good! 👍

tytracktytrack
someone save these children

haechannie
pft i don't need saving
y'all just need jesus

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