Why the F#%$ Are You Crying?

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Didn't think I'd be back so soon, eh?

Well, me neither.

But, you guessed it! I found something that made me way too annoyed to enjoy a book right here on Wattpad. Can you guess what it is based on the title?

Yup. It's the female protagonist who cries over literally EVERYTHING, has way too much self-pity, and thinks every bad thing that happens to her is a frickin tragedy.

 It's the female protagonist who cries over literally EVERYTHING, has way too much self-pity, and thinks every bad thing that happens to her is a frickin tragedy

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Okay. Let me break this down for you.

Basically, the book I was reading involved a girl going to this "awesome" party thrown by some rich guys, and of course, she's dragged there by her friend against her will. (The peer pressure is real 0.0)

This book has so many issues. The pacing is so fast that I'll bet the bad boy and the girl will be exchanging "I love you"s by the fifteenth chapter (it has 60+ in total), and literally, like four guys have a crush on her. But it's all useless because it's so obvious that she'll go for the guy that's the most horrible towards her.

 But it's all useless because it's so obvious that she'll go for the guy that's the most horrible towards her

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⬆️ (Typical)

But, let's focus on what this chapter is about. This girl. Man, she cries over everything. It's so annoying to read. Let me list all the times she cried down below:

🔘 Insulted by the bad boy. (Cries)

🔘 Can't find a place to sleep. (Cries)

🔘 Touches someone else's stuff, gets scolded for it. ("What did I do to deserve this. I want to cry." Cries)

🔘 Insulted by the bad boy (She gets insulted a lot. Then she CRIES)

🔘 Recounts the horrible party (Cries in bed and whines)

🔘 Insulted by the bad boy AGAIN! (Cries)

🔘 Insulted by the bad boy AGAIN! (Cries)

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