Aizawa: I'm sad.
Tensei, Hizashi, and Nemuri all hug him
Aizawa, starry eyed: My depression is cured.
Hizashi kisses his cheek
Aizawa: My anxiety is cured.
Nemuri leans her head down near his crotch in a joking way
Aizawa: My virginity is cuReD.
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Aizawa: Why are you covered in glitter?
Hizashi: My question is; where did you get the glitter?
Nemuri: I went to a strip club and bought some grade A body glitter straight from the source. I'm a fucking disco ball.
Tensei: Are you happy with yourself?
Nemuri, with a strained smile: No. I hate it. There's glitter in my cleavage. I want to die.
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Phone rings
Dabi, answers it: Hello. This is Hot Topic, where your depression comes true. How may I help you?
Dabi: Yeah. Uh-huh. Haha, gotcha. Bye. *hangs up*
Toga: Who was it?
Dabi: Oh, uh, yeah. Wrong number.
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Snipe, about to shoot someone: You've yeed your last haw...
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Mirio: What's a four letter synonym for "Bakugou"?
Tamaki, whispers: Dick.
Mirio: What?
Tamaki, louder: Mean.
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Izuku: I have crippling anxiety.
Tamaki: Me too...
Tamaki, now hiding away in his hoodie, voice smaller: I'm sorry, I just wanted to feel included...
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Nemuri: Do peepees have bones?
Hizashi: No... No they don't...
Nemuri: But how do they stand up? How does the peepee do it its thing?
Hizashi: I'm not discussing this with you. Google it.
Nemuri: But you're a guy. Do peepees have bones or not!?
Hizashi: Google iT.
Nemuri pulls out her phone: Siri, do peepees have bones!?
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FanfictionI think of funnies that I think are funny but probably isn't funny at all lmao Sometimes they go on my Tumblr, sometimes I just leave them in my head...
