Bakugou: This is my pet rock Kirishima.
Kirishima: Nice to- Wait what??
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All Might: I will fight for my son's honour.
Izuku: *self deprecation*
All Might, rolling up his sleeves: I'm sorry it had to come this my boy....
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Aizawa: Eri, what are you drawing?
Eri: My favorite hero.
Aizawa, expecting himself, Izuku, or Mirio: Is.... Is that Catman portrayed by Adam West...?
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Tokoyami: I am forever shrouded in darkness...
*fridge is opened up and light floods the room*
Koda: ....Um, I-I just came to get cookies. Carry on with your fridge perch activities..
Tokoyami, after the light is turned back off: Darknesssss....
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Hizashi: Hey you think I can imitate air horns?
Aizawa: No. Please don-
*Hizashi begins his attempts at air horns with his mouth*
Aizawa, yelling over his noise: WHY DO I LOVE YOU!?
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Hizashi: You are the Mario to my Peach....
Aizawa: Fuck you I'm peach!
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Nemuri: I like to make my eyeliner sharp enough to stab a bitch.
Tensei, abdomen bleeding: Wow that's sharp.
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Tenya, 13 yrs old: Brother your friends here.
Tensei: Oh tell them I'll be down in a sec-
Tenya: They're in my room, drunk, and lip syncing to Beyonce.
Tenya: There is no music, Brother. What are they lip syncing to!?
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Snipe: I'm not just a cowboy. I'm a cowboy with standards.
Ectoplasm: You just ate an entire burrito in one go without effort. How is that a standard?
Snipe: No that's a talent, not a standard. Get yer facts straight.
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Izuku: Mom why did I see All Might sneaking out of the house last night?
Inko: He's your new father.
Izuku: Fucking finally.
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Nemuri: I can't believe Aizawa is dead.
Tensei: I know right? He had so little to live for.
Hizashi: He didn't even get to kill himself. He just died.
Tensei: I wonder where he is right now....
*muffled screaming from under their asses*
Nemuri, deep sigh: I hope he's at peace...
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Emi: Hey Nemuri, what do you call a lesbian bean?
Emi: A lesbean! *slaps her knee and laughs hysterically*
Nemuri, a singular tear going down her cheek: Why do I love you........?
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Kaminari: Sir, can I go to the nurse?
Aizawa: I don't see anything wrong with you.
Kaminari, turns away and half his clothes from the behind is gone: I pissed Bakugou off beyond his limit. I cannot feel my butt, sir.
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FanfictionI think of funnies that I think are funny but probably isn't funny at all lmao Sometimes they go on my Tumblr, sometimes I just leave them in my head...
