Since my stupid self lost an entire chapter(was only like 12 little funnies so no biggie) uuuuh have this shit that I've been posting on Tumblr
Shoto: Hi, my name is BetterThanEndeavor09, and welcome to my channel. Today we're going to egg Endeavor's agency building because he stepped on my fucking packets of ramen. Stupid bitch better think twice to cross me.
At Endeavor's agency
Shoto, tosses an egg at the front door: Take that you asshole!
Endeavor, off to the side, camera zooms in on him slowly: This is the second time he's done this this week....
Izuku, behind the camera: This is the content I live for.
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Shinso: News flash bitch, I'm gay!
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Midnight designing her first hero costume
Midnight: What do you mean I can't wear this!? It looks so cool!
Teacher: Because it is literally lingerie!
Midnight, speed drawing a new one: What about this then!?
*She holds up a drawing of a dominatrix costume*
Teacher, crying: That's even worse...!
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Teen Endeavor, clearly very high: Oh shIT AM I ON FIRE!?
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Hizashi: Babe? What are you doing up, it's 3AM.
Aizawa, in the dark, sitting at the kitchen table: Eatin' a cake.
Hizashi: Why?
Aizawa: Because I've lost control over my life. It's chocolate flavored, want some?
Hizashi: I...
Hizashi: ????
Nemuri, popping up from the shadows: I'd like some.
Hizashi: ????????????
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"I'm sick and tired of being tired. Pass the melatonin."
-Aizawa Shota at some point
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"I've had 5 packets of ketchup for lunch today and that is maybe enough to sustain me for the rest of the week."
-Aizawa Shota probably
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Nemuri: Hey Shota—
*throws a handful of salt packets at him*
Nemuri: I've in-salted you.
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BNHA shitposts
FanfictionI think of funnies that I think are funny but probably isn't funny at all lmao Sometimes they go on my Tumblr, sometimes I just leave them in my head...
