Bakugou: Love is dead.
Mitsuki: Kirishima said he doesn't like Space Dandy, didn't he?
Bakugou: ...
Bakugou: No.
Bakugou: ...
Bakugou: Yes.
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Aizawa moving out of his parents' house
Hizashi: Is that your mom's toaster?
Aizawa: ....no.
Hizashi: That is clearly her toaster.
Aizawa: Run.
Hizashi: What-
Aizawa: I GOT THE COFFEE MAKER TOO! RUN!
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Hizashi, pointing the camera at Aizawa as he takes a drink of water: Shota, say hi.
Aizawa, with a dead look, water spilling from his mouth, slightly inaudible: Hi.
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Dabi, looking at himself in the mirror: I want a beard....
Toga: Then grow one.
Dabi: ......
A few hours later, the hideout is up in flames
Dabi, entire face slightly burned: I just wanted a beard...
Kurogiri: Goddamit Dabi..
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Twice: You wanna know how I got this scar!?
Dabi: Not really.
Twice, tearing up: I was trying to pull a twin pop apart and then it cut me....
Dabi: H.... How does that even happen!?
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Giran: I don't rat people out!
Dabi: Just yesterday you tattletaled on me to Kurogiri for setting Shigaraki on fire again.
Giran: I only snitch on the people I don't like.
Dabi: Fu... FUCK YOU!
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Endeavor: Would you stop that!?
Hawks, cooking a few chicken legs over Endeavor's forearm: Hold still, its not done yet.
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Aizawa: And if you look to your left that's me jumping out the second story window. Bye losers, I'll see you in hell--
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Jeanist: DEBRA!
Jeanist: How's the progress for my Jean uprising going?
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Nighteye: Here's where I keep my most prized All Might merch....
Izuku: Is that David Shield tied up...?
Nighteye: No.
Izuku: But-
Nighteye: No.
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Endeavor, shoots the wall with a fire blast
Natsuo and Shoto: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU!
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Ashido, rubbing her feet across the floor in socks: Hey guys I'm Kaminari! I'm making electricity with my feet!
Kaminari: Oh cool! Lemmie try that!
Entire class: NO!
Here lies Class A; killed by an idiot.
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Kaminari: My name is Calamari Dank-cheese! And you're watching Disney Channel!
Kaminari: Wait... FUCK!
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FanfictionI think of funnies that I think are funny but probably isn't funny at all lmao Sometimes they go on my Tumblr, sometimes I just leave them in my head...
