*Bakugou fighting Ibara during another joint class*
Bakugou: YOUR ASS IS GRASS FLOWER CHILD!
Ibara, using her vines to throw Bakugou away from her: I assure you that my bottom is in fact flesh. It is not a plant.
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Shinso: Hey hey, Mr. Aizawa. Look.
Aizawa: You're suppos- is that a cat?
Shinso, with a cat sleeping on his head: Haha yeah. She won't leave. Isn't it great?
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Hawks, age 6, just learning to fly, very much into Disney's Peter Pan: I just have to believe and then I'll fly!
*he jumps off his roof, trying to flap his wings faster than he should, immediately face planting to the ground*
Hawks, nose bleeding, he hits the ground with his fist: Whadda buncha bullshit!
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Aizawa, writing something on the board: Can anyone tell me what the synonym for dumbass is?
Kaminari: Uuuuh..... Stupidarse?
Aizawa, turning around, revealing the answer, slamming his fist on the board: WRONG! ITS PRESENT MIC!
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Nemuri: My soul has one purpose and one purpose only.
Hizashi: Being nonexistent?
Nemuri: No.
Nemuri, smirking: Sucking dick.
Hizashi: ....
Hizashi: Well you aren't wrong--
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Bakugou: Hey old man, why the hell do you wear glasses?
Masaru, taking his glasses off to clean them: Well that's an easy answer son...
Masaru, putting them back on, looking Bakugou in the eyes: To see right past your bullshit.
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13: I was born in a void of darkness.
Snipe: I was born in a saloon on some cowhide.
13: I was raised by two blockholes.
Snipe: My dad was a cowboy like me and my mama was a gasmask.
13: I- wait gasmask...!?
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Nezu, fur completely pink: Who replaced my shampoo with pink hair dye!?
Aizawa: Kan did.
Aizawa, looking at the camera like he's in the office: It was me. I did it. *briefly smirks*
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Mirio: Sometimes its hard to remember that I loose my clothes when I use my quirk. So I tied some string on my fingers to remind me. But then I lost those ties and can't remember where they went. So do I really loose my clothes or was it all a lie?
Tamaki, holding Mirio's clothes: We are in the supermarket, Mirio please. Security is coming our way, Mirio.
Mirio: Shhh. I'm cracking the code to the universe...
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Kirishima: What if I dyed my my hair blue for a week?
Bakugou: You dye your hair!?
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FanfictionI think of funnies that I think are funny but probably isn't funny at all lmao Sometimes they go on my Tumblr, sometimes I just leave them in my head...
