Hizashi: Roses are red, violets are blue. Please don't be mad Sho, but I lost my shoe.
Aizawa: Again? This is the 5th time Hizashi.
Aizawa, now looking under the couch: Goddammit Hizashi...
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Uraraka: Are you a real cowboy?
Snipe, firing his gun off behind himself: Of course.
*Cementoss crying in the background*
Uraraka: Um—
Snipe: He's fine.
Cementoss: I AM NOT FINE!
Snipe: Run.
Uraraka: What?
Snipe: Run.
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Tetsutetsu: I got my name from Nanna!
Kirishima: Really?
Tetsutetsu: Yeah! Her name was Tsubasa!
Kirishima: W.... What?
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Eri: I have four dads.
Aizawa: Four?
Eri, nodding: Yeah. You, Mic, Deku, and Lemillion.
Hizashi, uncontrollable gross sobbing: She called me dad!
Izuku, crying: I'm a what now?
Mirio, holding Eri close: I will protect you you precious child.
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Nezu: I will not be here tomorrow. I have a doctor's checkup.
Snipe: Oh a visit with the vet?
Nezu: I will fire you.
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Bakugou, holding a firework: What would happen if I blow this up?
*sets himself on fire*
Bakugou: ....so thats what happens...
Bakugou: Good to know...
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Kurogiri: And this is Tomura robbing his first bank. *clicks to next slide*
Shigaraki, blushing in the corner of the room: What the fuck Kurogiri, your so embarrassing...
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Bakugou: I would kill for you.
Kirishima: Please don't.
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Tokoyami, watching his classmates dance in the common room: Looks like they are having fun.
Dark Shadow: Let's sacrifice them to Satan.
Tokoyami, pushing him down: Not yet.
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Shinso: Todoroki, Uraraka. Help me commit Mary Winchester.
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Aizawa: I hate everyone.
Hizashi: *exists*
Aizawa: Okay I hate everyone but one person.
Eri: *falls out of an apple tree*
Aizawa: Two people.
Shinso: *trips into Aizawa's life*
Aizawa: Three people. I hate everyone but three people.
1-A: *adoptions finalized*
Aizawa: Goddammit....
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FanfictionI think of funnies that I think are funny but probably isn't funny at all lmao Sometimes they go on my Tumblr, sometimes I just leave them in my head...
