Vlad King: Ugh.... I can feel an aneurysm forming...
Aizawa: How do you know that?
Monoma, walking in: Morning Mr. Dracula.
Vlad King: And there he is....
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Hizashi: Look at my daughter! I taught her that!
Aizawa: Jiro is not our daughter...
Hizashi, yelling out from the announcer booth: YOU GO YOU FUNKY LESBIAN!
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Nejire: On a scale of 1 to 10, how anxious are you?
Tamaki: Infinity.
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Hizashi, walking into Nemuri's living room: Hey, uh... What are you doing...?
Tensei, marker in hand, laying next to Nemuri on the couch: Nothin' much. Just chillin'.
Nemuri: Ten says my new bra is too plain so he's decorating it for me.
Tensei: And I'm done!
Nemuri, looking down as best she can: "I'm depressed." Hahahahaha!
Nemuri, more straight faced: Its true.
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Izuku: My mom says I can do anything if I just believe!
Bakugou: Well can you kick your own ass then!? I bet you fucking can't!
Izuku, going full cowl: You betTER FUCKING KNOW I CAN! I BELIEVE IN MYSELF!!!
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All Might: That is a mood.
Aizawa, looks to Vlad, terrified: They got to him...
Vlad: He has been infected.
All Might: I stan.
Vlad: Run!
*they both sprint away*
All Might, t-posing, demonic voice: BiG oOf
Aizawa, trips and falls as All Might grows near: GO! SAVE YOURSELF!
All Might: WIG SNA TCHE D
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Nighteye: Will you marry me?
All Might: What?
Nighteye: I said William Mary Lee.
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Kaminari: I eat electrical wired for breakfast. Slurp slurp.
Jiro: That is not safe...
Kirishima: There's copper in wire dude.
Kaminari, holding his stomach, sweating: Call an ambulance.
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Shigaraki: Whats this?
Toga: ...its lotion?
Shigaraki: Fuck is lotion?
Dabi: Do you not know what lotion is?
Shigaraki: Is it a smoothie?
Dabi: ....
Dabi: Yes.
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FanfictionI think of funnies that I think are funny but probably isn't funny at all lmao Sometimes they go on my Tumblr, sometimes I just leave them in my head...
