Tokoyami: I am the darkness.
Kaminari: No youre not. Youre a bird.
Tokoyami: ...
Tokoyami: Am I a joke to you?
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Shinso: Hey dad.
Aizawa: W-what....
Shinso, realizes who he just called dad, panicking: Lo siento, no hablo japonés.
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Twice: I cant believe Toga's dead! Oh woe is me!
Toga: Stop telling everyone I died. I'm right here.
Twice: I can still hear her voice! Ooooh it hurts! It hurts so much!
Toga, mumbling: Let's see if this dead woman can stab you in the toe... Stupid.... Person-guy...
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Nemuri: *taking her jacket and shoes off*
Tensei, throwing monopoly money at her: Booo! Put it back on! You look nicer with clothes on! I really like that sweater your wearing though!
Nemuri: I hate you. Thank you, but I hate you.
(This isn't meant to be insult, this is just how I see their friendship: being dicks to each other >> I mean... I am like this with my friends so yeah)
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Eri: Do you have any eights?
Nemuri: ....
Nemuri: This is poker.
Aizawa: Do you have any eights goddammit!?
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Nezu: Why should I hire you?
Snipe: Uh well I studied American western culture for 10 years and I bought a jug of orange juice yesterday. *shrugs* Thats... That's about it.
Snipe, lighting up and getting excited: Actually I have a really great talent!
Nezu: That's not neces—
Snipe: *eats an entire burrito he took from his pocket whole without chewing*
Nezu: ಠ_ಠ
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Aizawa: Your advised to bring a water bottle.
Uraraka: I'm too poor for a proper water bottle. Is a sandwich baggie okay?
Aizawa: Child are things okay!? I will buy you 50 water bottles don't bring a baggie.
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Jeanist: What are those!?
Katsuki: They're my loafers! Fuck off!
Jeanist, trying not to scream: They are hideous!
Katsuki: No, they are my loafers!
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Kaminari: I dropped my smoothie....
Jiro: Oh this is so sad. Present Mic, play I want it that way by the Backstreet Boys....
Mic: *covering the entire song by himself*
Jiro: Are you happy now?
Kaminari: ...yeah......
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionI think of funnies that I think are funny but probably isn't funny at all lmao Sometimes they go on my Tumblr, sometimes I just leave them in my head...
