Tamaki, pointing to a garbage can: That's me.
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Fatgum: For once I ate too much. I feel like I'm dying.
Tamaki: I always feel like I'm dying.
Fatgum and Kirishima: Who hurt you!?
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Mirio: This is my boyfriend Tamaki!
Tamaki: I don't know how to handle this information....
Mirio: We've been dating for 2 years.
Tamaki, falling to the ground: I don't know how to handle this information.
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Aizawa: Amajiki, what are you doing?
Tamaki, laying face down in a corner: Dying.
Aizawa, laying down next to him, face down: So you aren't alone.
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*All blond characters lined up*
Tamaki, melting from the intense light: So this is how I die...
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Izuku: So can you tell me the fundamentals of your quirk?
Tamaki, nervously sweating: Eggplant.
Izuku: What?
Tamaki: I panicked.
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Neijiri: Tama, are you okay?
Tamaki, tying a few bed sheets together: Never better. Why?
Mirio: He remembered something embarrassing from 5th grade.
Tamaki: I wish to commit not alive.
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Tamaki: Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and think "Why is there a demon staring back at me?"
Nejire: Aw Tama you aren't a demon!
Tamaki: No. No, There is an actual demon. We need an exorcist. We need to move. We have to skip town--
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Nejire: What are you guys going as for Halloween?
Tamaki: The wall.
Nejire: Wha-
Mirio: I'll be the person inside the wall.
Tamaki and Nejire: WHA-
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Nezu: Do you know why I called you into my office?
Tamaki: Because I'm not worth being in the hero course?
Nezu, tearing up: What!? No! I just wanted to give you tea and review your internship! Who hurt you!?
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Tamaki, on the phone with Mirio: Sorry I might be late today. I have to stop by the church for a food dri-
Mirio: I'm here.
Tamaki: What?
Mirio: I have the priest and I'm at the church. Look to your left.
Tamaki: Mirio I-
Mirio: Do you like me?
Tamaki: Uh, I do, b-
Priest: You may now kiss the depressed elf.
Tamaki, visibly shaking, confused: ????
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Bakugou: You piece of shit!
Tamaki: I know I am.
Bakugou, softer: No that was meant for Deku. You are lovely. Never change.
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FanfictionI think of funnies that I think are funny but probably isn't funny at all lmao Sometimes they go on my Tumblr, sometimes I just leave them in my head...
