BNHA shitposts

Endeavor has big tiddies

Fatgum, just walking in the door of his apartment: Seriously?

Rappa, in a bad imitation of a "sexy" pose: Hey.

Rappa: ...just so you know I winked..

Fatgum: H.... How did you get in here!?

Rappa: The window was open.

The window was not in fact open

Fatgum: Its broken. There is glass all over my carpet. You are laying in the glass.

Rappa: ....it was open when I gently kicked it.

Fatgum: Get out.

Rappa: Will you fight me?

Fatgum: Go.

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Kirishima: Hey Bakugou I bet you can't skip a rock better than me!

Bakugou: Oh yeah!?

Kirishima: Yeah! I'm so manly I can out skip you!

Bakugou, picking Kirishima up: ILL SHOW YOU, YOU FUCKING DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON IMPOSTER!

Kirishima, having a gay panic: Wait no THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT! THE ROCKS ARE OVER THERE! BAKUG—

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All Might: Is that a shrine.... Of me...?

Nighteye: ...I am documenting your appearance for......... Fighting reasons....?

All Might: Is that my tooth brush!?

Nighteye: I

All Might: Is that my retainer from sixth grade!?

All Might: How did you even get that!?

Nighteye: ...yes.

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Izuku: Uh-oh! Its 4:20, you know what means!

Mineta: Haha, blaz—

Izuku, pulling his middle finger back in Mineta's face: No--

Izuku, unleashing OFA onto Mineta: Its respecting women hours.

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Hizashi, all shiny and shit: I'm an angel sent from above.

Aizawa: And I'm the devil. 666 baby.

(Fun fact: this is an actual joke I did earlier because of a shitty religious show that was on when I woke up)

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Tokoyami: Do you think I can grow wings?

Darkshadow: I don't know but I know how to make some out of popsicle sticks and glue.

Tokoyami: ....

Tokoyami: Its time to get crafty..

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Nemuri: I just ate an entire cake for breakfast.

Aizawa: Why?

Nemuri, flashbacks to a bad diet routine, singular tear rolling down her cheek: Rebellion.

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Bakugou: My dad can beat your dad up!

Izuku: I don't have a dad.

Bakugou: Oh—

Izuku: But I do have a mom.

Inko steps out from the shadows with a frying pan and knitting needles

Bakugou: Oh shi—

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The "I have crippling depression" vine plays on a loop in the middle of class

Iida: Who's phone is that!? This is class time—

Aizawa: Sorry. That was me. I have to take this.

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Hawks: I think I have a thing for guys on fire...

Miruko: What do you mean?

Hawks, looking at two different pictures of Dabi and Endeavor: I don't know... Just a hunch I guess..

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Kurogiri: What's a four letter word for disappointment?

Dabi: Myself.

Kurogiri: That's not even four letters.

Dabi: Exactly.