Mirio, frowning, on the verge of tears: What do you mean I can't marry Tamaki...?
The police: You can marry him just don't flash the public while trying to propose!
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Mirio: Sometimes I wonder if I could fall through to the earth's core and just... Sit there....
Tamaki: Are you okay?
Mirio: I haven't decided yet.
Mirio: ...
Mirio: I've decided.
Mirio: I am not okay.
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Mirio: Wait if its my birthday AND your birthday*points to Izuku*, then who's driving the car!?
Eri: VROOOOOM!
Izuku and Mirio: AAAAAAAAAHHHH
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Mirio: Hey dad I'm hungry.
Mirio: Wait no...
Mirio: Don't you dare..
Mirio: Dad plea—
Papa Togata: Hey Hungry, I'm dad!
Mirio:
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Tenya: Brother.... Are you okay?
Tensei, crying: Why does Squidward have so many legs!? Its not fair!
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Bakugou: Hey Kirishima, watch this.
Bakugou, getting ready to do a back flip: HYUP—
Sero, walking into the common room: Hey your doing tricks!? I wanna join!
*Sero bends backwards, head almost touching the carpet, sipping his smoothing like nothing*
Bakugou, holding his fingers up like a cross, shaky whisper: What the fuck are you....
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Sato: Who wants to lick the batter off of the whisk?
*Kaminari jumps up immediately, he takes the whisk and puts the entire thing in his mouth*
Sato, scared: ???
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Tsuyu: I wish I was a poison dart frog.
Uraraka: Why?
Tsuyu, looking M*neta in the eye, M*neta hanging on her leg: So I can kill on contact.
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Izuku, reading a book on social interaction: I have no idea how to read.
Tamaki, looking over his shoulder: Me neither.
Shoto, over Izuku's shoulder: I think that says chicken nugget? Do... Do we have to become chicken nuggets....?
Tamaki: Anxiety is complicated...
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Nighteye, looking at a picture of All Might in swimming trunks: In the words of Midnight; I would let this man step on me.
Bubble Girl: Sir your 4'o'clock has been here for 5 minutes.
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Vlad King: This is my son Monoma. His talent is yelling.
*Monoma yelling in the background*
Vlad King, wiping his eye: I'm so proud of you son!
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Powerloader: This is my daughter Hatsume. Her talent is giving me migraines.
*explosion goes off*
Powerloader, nailing himself into a coffin: I'm ready. Take me.
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Hizashi: This is my daughter Jiro! She's perfect in every way!
*Jiro trips while flirting with Momo*
Hizashi: Except flirting. She cannot flirt. At all. She's horrible at it.
*She begins to cry in fetal position*
Hizashi: Um... Y-you did your best. Just dust yourself off sweetie. You'll get her next time.
Hizashi: She's fine...
Hizashi, whispering and shaking his head: No she's not....
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Aizawa: This is my son Shinso. He's better than all of you.
Shinso: I have crippling depression.
Aizawa: And you will kick ass with that crippling depression.
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Jeanist: This is my son Bakugou. Don't let him bite you. He has rabies.
*incomprehensible gargling*
Jeanist, disappointed sigh: Debra get the tylenol....
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Mirio: This is my sister Eri. If you touch her I will kill you.
Eri: No you won't.
Mirio, hanging his head: No I won't...
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FanfictionI think of funnies that I think are funny but probably isn't funny at all lmao Sometimes they go on my Tumblr, sometimes I just leave them in my head...
