“wHoA,” Gerard said as he settled into his place at a rad concert. “This is going to be R A D, my bro.” He was talking to himself...again. “I wonder what band is playing tOdAy.” It was mInDlEsS sElF iNdUlGeNcE, a wholesome, family-friendly band.
They got on stage and just didn't do anything. No one did anything. Then, Jimmy just said, “ttthhhhICC” and everyone gasped and clapped intensely.
“wOoSh, my guy. Who is that girl up there, lookin' like a SNACC?” Gerard announced to himself because he has no friends.
After the show, Gerard sneakity-sneaked back stage and approached the bassist. “Yo, you thicc.”
“I know. UwU”
“You wanna dab outta here with me, bro?”
“Lol. XD Sure.”
Then Jimmy yeeted. “Yo, tf are you?”
“Geesus, boi.”
“I've met Jesus and you're not him.”
Gerald squinted at him. “You're a SeA uRcHiN, Jimmy.”
“Jokes on you, peasent. That's my gender, you swiggity-swine.”
“Oh, okay.”
“Okay, bye, Gerald.”
“Lol, bye.” Then he turned back to Lyn-Dragon Ball Z. “So, like, can I snatch you, lad? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”
“Yee.” And then they left.
When Lyn-X and Gerd got home, she found out he was a furry and got scared. But that was okay, because so was Pete West.
“What do you wanna do?”
“Jump off a cliff.”
“Omg, lol. Me, too.” Gerd replied.
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A Succulent Moment of Beaning Around to Remember - MCR
Fanfiction(Cover art: Made by me) This story is about MCR and how stupid I am. I write these at 3am, by the way, so that's always a fun time. This story as features: tons of spelling errors!👌😎