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(5:34am)
Lube bitch!
(5:35am)
Answer my texts
(5:36am)
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(5:38am)
You kinky hoe
(5:39am)
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(5:40am)
What do you want?
To wake you up early since you
woke me up early yesterday
That's annoying
Aww thank you
Did you set an alarm to annoy
me at 5 in the morning?
Yes I did
That's some dedication
Thank you
Finally somebody fucking notices
I only noticed because there's
dinging from my phone
Omfg do you not put your
phone on do not disturb
when you're sleeping?
Yeah I don't
Fucking Psychopath
You cuss a lot
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Omg how old are you?
Am I texting a 12 year old boy?
Bitch I've told you before that
I've got boobs
It's like you don't even listen
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I'm going to bed
Wait! What's your name?
Will you let me sleep if I tell you?
Yes
Too bad I ain't telling you shit stranger
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YOU ARE READING
Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire
FanfictionIn which Sebastian Stan sends a text to a wrong number asking where his lube is. I do not own anything except the plot and the witty comebacks. (Completed) Second book is Puppy Dog Love.
