Google:
What do you do for a living,
Butch?Butch:
Acting
Ooof have I seen you in
anything?Probably
Are you gonna give me a
straight answer?Hell nah
Poor baby
Would you ever wanna have a family?
Damn, getting serious now are we?
But yeah. I wanna get to the
point in life rn. But I'm stuck
with being single at the moment
and it sucks ass. I'm so ready
(at least I think I'm ready)
to settle down. I also am an only
child and my mom keeps pestering
me about kids. I honestly think she
doesn't care if I get married, she
just wants the grandkidsLol I have three high
maintenance sisters I'm
least of my parents concerns
but I do feel you though I'm 23
and you're a hundredAgain with the old man jokes?
Sorry gramps, I didn't listen
since I see my reflection on
your bald head. Did you polish
it recently?
(Read)Awwww back to leaving me on
read
(Read)Fuck you
(Read)
YOU ARE READING
Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire
FanfictionIn which Sebastian Stan sends a text to a wrong number asking where his lube is. I do not own anything except the plot and the witty comebacks. (Completed) Second book is Puppy Dog Love.