17 - Gramps

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Google:

What do you do for a living,
Butch?

Butch:

Acting

Ooof have I seen you in
anything?

Probably

Are you gonna give me a
straight answer?

Hell nah

Poor baby

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Poor baby

Would you ever wanna have a family?

Damn, getting serious now are we?

But yeah. I wanna get to the
point in life rn. But I'm stuck
with being single at the moment
and it sucks ass. I'm so ready
(at least I think I'm ready)
to settle down. I also am an only
child and my mom keeps pestering
me about kids. I honestly think she
doesn't care if I get married, she
just wants the grandkids

Lol I have three high
maintenance sisters I'm
least of my parents concerns
but I do feel you though I'm 23
and you're a hundred

Again with the old man jokes?

Sorry gramps, I didn't listen
since I see my reflection on
your bald head. Did you polish
it recently?
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Awwww back to leaving me on
read
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Fuck you
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