IronFarts:
How's Presley?
Scarface:
yeah dick fuck where's our update?
CaptainCrunch:
Guys, let the man take care of his shit.
SebbyDebby:
She's okay. The cops took her statement
and I got sour patch kids for her and her
best friend. Now, I've got her curled up
to me
WackieMackie:
that's great dude. Also you carrying
her into the hospital is all over the
internet. #savepresley is officially
trending once again with #sebsavespresley
& #dinosaurchickennuggets on Twitter.
SpideyBoi:
for a guy who plays the villain, you're
a pretty decent guy
Scarface:
Bucky isn't a villain Tommy.
What are the cops gonna do?
SebbyDebby:
Well, Presley and I now have a
restraining orders against him and
the cops are gonna arrest him. And
he'll go to jail for a very long time
Legolas:
wait why do you have a restraining
order against Mac?
CaptainCrunch:
that name shouldn't be spoken
anymore. Also, Seb has been getting
threats from that guy
IronFarts:
Really?
SebbyDebby:
yup.
Turns out Presley pushed my
ass away cause that boy was
threatening her by saying he'll
kill me if she didn't go back to
him
WitchHands:
Dude. She really put herself through
hell just for you
WackieMackie:
omfg I think she's the one for you
#prestian
IronFarts:
#prestian
SebbyDebby:
gtg Jennifer Aniston is here
SpideyBoi:
OMG GET ME HER AUTOGRAPH
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Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire
FanfictionIn which Sebastian Stan sends a text to a wrong number asking where his lube is. I do not own anything except the plot and the witty comebacks. (Completed) Second book is Puppy Dog Love.
