In which Sebastian Stan sends a text to a wrong number asking where his lube is.
I do not own anything except the plot and the witty comebacks. (Completed) Second book is Puppy Dog Love.
That's right! Cause I'm your fucking personal google
Yasss!
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This boy. This boy. He's an 11. You will never achieve his level, Butch. Dead ass. His looks are killer. He's a serial killer cause of it. He's gorgeous, Butch.
Omfg thank you
You're welcome, Butch.
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You're very welcome, Butch
do you just keep pictures of him on your phone?
no I used google but now they're on my phone
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here's another one to keep on your phone
*inhales deeply *dies
*grabs defibrillator *shocks google
*takes first breath
*blows kisses out to the crowd cheering me on *takes a bow *shakes hands with the mayor *takes the key to the city
*thinks butch is a dramatic lil bitch
*flips off google since I can read minds
fuq u u ain't no superhero bitch
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