Presley:
thank you for the flowers
Butch:
you're welcome
I can't have you mad at me
ur a smart man
I wouldn't say that since I
started a fight with a toddler
over a girl
just why?
he was being a fucking dick
wait are we talking about
a grown ass adult or an
actual toddler?
sadly a grown ass man
oof that definitely sounds
like my ex
is it Jason mac & cheese?
...yes
He's such a douchebag
ikr and he's starting shit again
like i just don't need it
dude
I could send you more flowers
don't I'm gonna fucking kill
them while on my tour
I'll send you fake flowers
that's tacky
yeah it is
anyways I gotta go deal with a
douche trying to slide into my
DMs to beat me up
just ignore him butch!
(Read)
he's probably a psychopath
(Read)
I don't want anything happen
to you
(Read)
Don't be a fucking dumbass
and leave me on read
(Read)
YOU ARE READING
Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire
FanfictionIn which Sebastian Stan sends a text to a wrong number asking where his lube is. I do not own anything except the plot and the witty comebacks. (Completed) Second book is Puppy Dog Love.
