In which Sebastian Stan sends a text to a wrong number asking where his lube is.
I do not own anything except the plot and the witty comebacks. (Completed) Second book is Puppy Dog Love.
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presleyleblanc I see u, Butch. I'll try to keep them alive for u💛💛💛
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username who the eff is butch?
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username @jasonmac ur girl is being taken
jasonmac definitely downgraded @presleyleblanc
imsebastianstan Damn anybody after you is an upgrade @jasonmac
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jasonmac you wanna go @imsebastianstan ? I can kick you're ass you old ass man
ryanreynolds first of all, somebody should take your ass back to preschool, you Canadian disgrace. Secondly, who's gonna drive you to kick his fine ass? Is it mommy? Third, why the fuck are you going after the guy who briefly dated my wife @jasonmac? He's got muscles on muscles. He's a gorgeous ass man from Romania. Like that bitch lived in a communist country. Jesus fucking Chris Evans. That man is gorgeous. Just beautiful.
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Jason Mac is Justin Bieber but way way way way way worse. I'm sorry if you guys are actually fans of Justin Bieber and this offends you. It's not my intention. I just needed an antagonist for the story and Selena Gomez did have a relationship with Justin. This doesn't portray Justin Bieber at all in real life.
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