In which Sebastian Stan sends a text to a wrong number asking where his lube is.
I do not own anything except the plot and the witty comebacks. (Completed) Second book is Puppy Dog Love.
YOU FUCKING DUMBASS LEFT ME ON READ! I WAS GONNA DO A FUCKING SEARCH PARTY ON YOUR ASS BUT I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SON OF A BITCH!! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND A DEAD MAN?!?!
aww kitten you care about me
kitten?
yeah dats u
why?
cause you're a feisty little thing correction: my feisty little kitten
possessive
of course you need a guy who treats you right and is a little bit possessive but in a good way unlike that Jake mac & cheese
u mean Jason Mac?
that's exactly what I typed out
you're adorable
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Omfg stop it with the fucking Sebastian Stan gifs!
can't sorry you're in love with me
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