Butch:
What's your name?
Google:
Butch:
Jeff, Jeff
Jeffy Jeffy
JEFF
JEFF
I DONT FEEL LIKE YOU'RE
CAPITALIZING RIGHT!!!!!!!Wtf we both got iPhones
Damnit, Butch!
This why we can't meet in personYou're annoying
But you love it
Doesn't make it any less
annoying
(Read)Really?
You're petty too
(Read)
YOU ARE READING
Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire
FanfictionIn which Sebastian Stan sends a text to a wrong number asking where his lube is. I do not own anything except the plot and the witty comebacks. (Completed) Second book is Puppy Dog Love.