dazai- leave my mayonnaise alone! (my grandmother, marie)
atsushi- you cant compete with me on expiration dates marie! your 20 and i'm 1! (my mother, deb)
kunikida- i read it correctly! i have 20/20 vision! (my father, jeff)
ranpo- you didn't get my cool whip?! are you fucking serious? (my mother)
yosano- *responding to ranpo* yeah, i'm fucking serious? (my father)
kenji- no, i meant you said- never mind (me)
fukuzawa- the only difference is, i'm the parent (my father)
mori- morgan, that's why we pay attention to what car we go to (my mother)
chuuya- we need to drink more wine. (my father)
akutagawa- *responding to chuuya* or we could throw it away? *gets attacked* (my mother)
gin- man, im not gay but she's hella fine (my grandmother)
tachihara- this gun is nicer than my wife (my father)
higuchi- ew, lesbians (my grandmother)
edgar allen poe- this book smells good! (my grandmother)
fitzgerald- money, i heart money! kachow! (my father, sadly)
lucy m- i used to work at a coffee shop called dicks (my grandmother)
fyoder- you'll bow down to me because i'm your life-giver! (my parents at one point probably)
shibasawa- apples are tasty but deadly (me)
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my family is full of idiots
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