Big bro: Hey, mom asked us to fold the laundry
Me: Yeah okay, we can keep watching YouTube if you take out the clothes and bring them to the living room.
Big bro: but mom said to put them on her bed...
Me: sure, we can put them back in the baskets and set them on her bed.
Big bro: but I don't...wanna.
Me: why?
Big bro: cause I don't want to sit all day—
Me: okay?...uh...then give me half and I'll sit in the living room.
Big bro: ...no...
Me: *deep, annoyed inhale* whhhhyyyyy?
Big bro: cause I don't want to
Me: That's...a shit excuse.
Big bro: I mean... *mumbles* you don't have to do it if you don't want to...
Me: *cannot year him* what?
Big bro: *mumbles it again*
Me: SPEAK. UP.
Big bro: You don't have to do it if you don't want to...
Me: *very annoyed* Didn't mom say BOTH of us??
Big bro: well...yes—
*then we spent five minutes of me getting annoyed and yelling at him because he's mumbling, not paying attention to me, and pretending not to understand what I'm saying*
Me: JUST GIVE ME MY HALF AND YOU WONT EVEN HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT!!!!
Big bro: *staying quiet and cycling out the laundry*, basically ignoring me*
Me: *pissed and 120% done with this bs, grabs an empty basket, grabs my half and sits down on the couch to begin folding*
*there's a shirt that needs to be hanged and I forgot hangers, and I don't want to get up after getting comfortable*
Me: Hey Josh? Can you get me some hangers please?
*no response*
Me; Jooooosh!
*no response*
Me: are you fucking— JOSHUA!!!!
*no response*
Me: UUUGGGHHHH— *reluctantly stands up, gets some hangers, and goes back*
This boy is fucking TREE YEARS OLDER THAN ME.
BITCH ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!??
YOU ARE READING
I'm watching you...
RandomWhelp, the last one was way too long. So I made another one XD. #1 on mofos
