The weather- CONGRATULATIONS! It is NOW officially fall/winter time—!
Me- sure doesn't FEEL like it *looks over at the thermostat outside that reads 87 degrees Fahrenheit* fucking Texas...
The Weather- what was that?
Me- :3 nothing!
The Weather- okay...anyways. Welcome to winter time! It's time to put back your clock one hour! What will you do oh wise Duck? Are you going to fly south and enjoy a nice vaca—
Me- Imma sleep.
The Weather-...I'm sorry what?
Me- *grabs my pajama pants, a pillow, and a soft blanket* I'm going to sleep obviously, that's what animals do in the winter time.
The Weather- b-but...you're a bird—
Me- *pulls out my MachineGun and glares* did I fucking stutter?
The Weather- 0-0 o-okay! Alright! Go to sleep! See you at spring time!
Me- no you won't...
The Weather- wha—
Me- *already in my pond hole* NIGHT!! *sNoRe*
YOU ARE READING
I'm watching you...
RandomWhelp, the last one was way too long. So I made another one XD. #1 on mofos
