Mama and Baby Spider One-Shots(Discontinued)

Pranksters

Everyone knew Natasha and Bucky were the MASTERS of the prank wars. Why? They knew a differant language. They always teamed up, them against the other groups of 4 or 5. Natasha was also a spy, so she heard the otjer groups plans. They were un-beatable. Until Peter was thrown into the mix. After about the 10th time Peter's team had avoided Natasha and Bucky's pranks, and even managed to land a couple on them.
"Мы должны попросить Питера присоединиться к нашей команде(We should ask Peter to join our team)." Natasha said to Bucky one day.
"Я знаю, мы должны полностью!(I know, we totally should!)" Bucky replied. Both were startled when a voice spoke from above them.
"С удовольствием(Gladly!)" Both looked up to see Peter hanging upside down on the ceiling. All three smilied evilishly.
"So how do you know russian?" Natasha asked in russian(I am currently to lazy to translate).
"My parents were agents of SHEILD. I almost got kidnapped by HYDRA a few times. They taught me russian when I was about 4, so I could understand HYDRA's plans if I was taken. Never needed to, but I kept up the language." Peter said casually, dropping down.
At the next prank war, and all prank wars after that, Team "Russian Spiders" as they called themselves, won. Everyone was terrified of their wrath.

A/N Part 2 of Monster will be out soon, and then I won't start anymore one-shots...

Until I finish the ones building up!