Prolouge 2/3: The Titan's Escape

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The next day, Jen wakes up.

Jen: *Yawn* Good morning, honey!

Turlandb is still snoring.

Jen: Well... Guess I better wake him up.

Jen goes downstairs.

Jen: How to get him up? Oh, I know! Today is the anniversary Turlandb rescued me from that island. I'll surprise kiss attack him! I'll have to lure him downstairs first.

Jen goes back upstairs. She goes into their room.

Turlandb: *Still snoring*

Jen whistles loudly, as Turlandb sits up quickly.

Turlandb: MEGGY, I DIDN'T ASSAULT MARIO!!!

Jen: Oh, good. You're awake.

Turlandb: Oh, thank God... That was only a nightmare...

Jen: *Giggle* Come on. I got something to show you downstairs.

Turlandb: *Yawn* I'll be down in a minute.

Jen goes back downstairs, and waits for Turlandb.

Jen: *Giggle* Here comes my surprise attack!

Jen turns into Squid form, as Turlandb comes downstairs.

Turlandb: Alright, I'm up and, *Look at Jen* You're a Squid for some reason.

Jen jumps at Turlandb, and turns back into Human form.

Turlandb: WHOA!

Jen tackles Turlandb, and starts kissing him all over his face.

Turlandb: Oof...

Jen: *Giggle* Surprise kiss attack!

Turlandb: Okay...? Why?

Jen: You don't remember? It was today that you rescued me from that island.

Turlandb: Ohhhhh. Yeah it is! Is that why you kiss attacked me?

Jen: Yup!

Jen and Turlandb get up.

Turlandb: Anyway, I'm going to the castle.

Jen: I'm going with you.

Turlandb and Jen go to the castle.

(At the castle...)

Mario: I'M SORRY!!!

SMG4: *Scorpion voice* GET OVER HERE!

Mario: *Girlly screaming*

Saiko: What the hell is going on?!

SMG4: Mario stole some of my memes!

Mario: But it has spaghetti in it!

Saiko: Oh, for God's sake!

SMG4 manages to corner Mario.

Mario: Uh, oh...

SMG4 gets out his Waluigi Launcher, and points it at Mario.

Mario: Oh, shet!

SMG4: Gimme back my memes... Or else!

Mario: *PewDiePie voice* Please don't hurt me!

SMG4: Time's up!

Mario: Help!

Tari: SMG4!!!

SMG4's head shrinks.

SMG4: Uh, oh...

Tari comes out of her room, and glares at SMG4.

Tari: SMG4...

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