Me: Sits down as he checks Wattpad and sips his coffee. "Nice day today.."
(Y/n): Proceeds to kick down the FREAKING DOOR. "AUTHOR WE'VE HIT 4.7K READS!!"
Me: "Sure we have..." Checks the amount of reads as he sips his coffee.
Me:
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Me: "WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL MIGHT'S BUTT CHEEKS?!" He slams the laptop in (Y/n)'s face as he swipes the screen across to white.
Me: "THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT GUYS I REALLY APPRECIATE IT WITH MY BUSY LIFE!"
(Y/n): "But all you do is sit on your lazy ass and read anime-" An axe flies pass (Y/n)'s face chopping his/her hair. "o-o"
Me: "YOU WANNA SAY THAT AGAIN YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
(Y/n): "AUTHOR PUT DOWN THE FLAME THROWER-"
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The camera pans to Author standing in the middle of a burnt office. "Anyways.." He speeds up to the camera. "THANKS FOR ALL THE READS MY LITTLE DEMONIC ENTITIES!! HAVE A GREAT DAY WHILE I GO KILL (Y/N)!!" He screams as he chases (Y/n) with an axe.
(Y/n): "SOMEONE SEND HELP!!!" They scream as they run off into the sunset.
Me: "NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU FROM A PISSED OFF AUTHOR!!!!!!"
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Narrator: "And so our author chased (Y/n) into the glorious sunset with an axe...at peace with each other...and with (Y/n) soon to be in pieces....this is all...peace...until next ti-"
