THE F*CK IS A AVENGER?!!(My Hero Academia X Marvel Crossover Fanfic)

Surprise Mission

They left for Asgard as Tony went into mother hen mode.

"No spells or tricks? Are you still fighting for good? What about your powers? Still working?"

Katsuki huffed and Clint came to his rescue.

"Lay off the kid, the talk with Loki didn't seem all that bad, but he's currently injured. Let's take him to the infirmary?"

Steve nodded and carried Katsuki inside the quinjet. Katsuki was too tired to stop him so he just let it happen. Bruce helped assess his injuries after a few emotional ramblings on his part.

"It is alright Bruce, they planned it so that means we have eyes inside. Right Natasha?"

She nodded at Katsuki. His phrasing needed work but Japanese to English phrasing is a bit hard.

"Tony, someone somehow knows his personal schedule, either we put him somewhere safe or continue on with him getting kidnapped."

Tony nodded. He motioned for the avengers to stand close.

"This doesn't leave between us and fury. Nat you tell him this personally, we take Katsuki to Parker's. He did it before and I don't think he'd mind again."

Peter actually did mind, just as much as the last time.

"Seriously, is there no heads up for this type of stuff? Plus this has gotta be buggin you too?"

Katsuki shrugged lightly, his ribs were only bruised but they still hurt. The rest of his injuries were already feeling better. Katsuki never knew how much he relied on Recovery Girl's power. That woman is truly a blessing to his world.

"It bothers me slightly that I no longer get breakfast with Miss pepper, but your aunt is nice."

Peter nodded at that, his aunt May was the best. The next few days were a bit surprising. Peter was now dreading Thursday's since his aunt found another spice lover. Katsuki had cooked for them for the first few nights and Peter literally thought he was a godsend for a few minutes. Sadly his aunt made a deal with Katsuki to cook on certain nights in exchange for Peter to do his laundry.

"Not cool man."

Katsuki raised an eye brow as he held peters dinner.

"Oh? So maybe you don't get dinner if you don't work for it."

Peter swiped the plate.

"Oh I'll do the work, your food is a blessing, but your laundry? You sweat a lot, even your special sweat can get a bit gross."

Aunt May cut in at that last part.

"Special sweat?"

Katsuki smacked peters head.

"I have a..medical condition, my sweat smells sweet on hands."

Aunt may asked to smell and Katsuki complied a bit awkwardly. He wasn't use to people actively smelling his hands since he was a toddler.

"Your right! It's smells rather sweet! Does it do any harm?? Do you need a cream for it?"

Katsuki shook his head.

"No need, it's just a rare condition, nothing harmful. Like having albinism. Not harmful just different."

Peter was surprised by his excuse, if he hadn't known better he'd actually believe Katsuki too. When they got to the hall with aunt may in her room, Peter turned to him.

"Dude, where'd you come up with that excuse?"

Katsuki smiled.

"Bruce helped with that one. They thought that maybe my sweat's smell will get some question so they help with a solution."