Is it wrong to be a fucking terrifying demon killer in a dungeon?

The Midget matters

Doom Slayer POV:

Me and Lili were waiting outside for Bell. I'm still questioning who this "Captain Capitalism" guy is. Mainly why his actions turn into the dumbest shit ever.

Eventually Bell pops up. Lili and Bell start chatting while I'm being cautious for El Flatto (Loki)

Lili: I think we should go to floor ten.

Bell: Huh, floor ten?

Lili: Yeah, you're tough so I think we should be just fine. Not mentioning Donathen of course.

Vega: Fuck you!

'Fuck you!'

I blinked twice not expecting that. I just shrug it off knowing Vega is THE best wingman ever.

Bell: But Donathen had to save me.

He winked at me. I stared at him thinking about how retarted he really is. Though it was true, he could most likely make it.

'He has such a punchable face right now.'

Bell: Besides when you get that far down... then you start to run into the bigger monsters.

' I can say that about myself, except it's *monster if you know what I mean. Wink wink nudge nudge thrust thru- I'm gonna stop there...'

Lili: Yeah well that won't be a problem for you master Bell, because now you got magic fire power! Don't worry you can do it. I've been all the way to floor eleven so you can take my word for it.

Again I had the biggest urge to drop kick her into space. I can tell she had suffered greatly, but she still has thieving intentions.

We finally made it to floor ten. I could've just punched the floor to get through.

' I could've just drilled away down but, noooo apparently I'm the only one who can survive a nine story fall. Pussies.'

Lili: Thank you for taking my suggestion master Bell. Becoming your supporter became quite a stroke of good luck for me.

Bell: Yeah, well... all that aside i had to come down some time.

'This dudes got ptsd from when I saved him? I'll throw him at a baron then, cuz why not.'

Lili gave Bell a Basallard sword for him to use against BIG GUY-big monsters. Looking at his puny sword I pulled out my massive sword.

Bell: Ready to go?

Lili: You know it.

Vega:( just intro )

Bell: Okay?

Vega: no it's 'alright.'

We finally made it to the tenth floor. It reminded me of a Russian tourist card I picked off a Possessed. It was  white and foggy all around. Just white grass and white leafless trees.

Bell: is this really the tenth floor?

Lili: Yeah, this is our mission for today.

'HIT THE USSR ANTHEM FOR THIS COLD MOSCOW TERRAIN!'