11:45am
Dear Diary,
I've cooled down. I'm not as mad as before. I also forgot to tell you that Mummy actually bought me False Eyelashes. They're from Claire's and are long and black. They have some multicolour highlights in them too and are a part of Katy Perry's Collection. These specific ones are called "Feline Pharaoh". Mummy also got me neon pink leg warmers.
I emailed Mummy about the whole Open House Incident. She calmed me down and said that some people don't think when they speak, but in her words "some people speak through their butts".
I leave you with that.
Yours truly,
Bryn
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Diary of the One and Only Bryn Marnopolis
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