5 seconds of summer Preferences

Cheesey pick up lines he uses on you

Ashton:

You’re going to get ice cream with your friends. They all have ordered theirs and went outside. It wasn’t the biggest place so it was easier to wait outside. You ordered yours and gave the guy on the other side of the ice cream the money. You’re about to turn around when he starts talking. “Hey,” He starts of. “Uhm.” He waits a little before continuing. “Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steel your heart and you’ll steal mine.” He finally says, proud of himself that he came up with it. You giggle a little. He gives you his big smile. “I’m Ashton.” He says. “Y/n.” You tell him. “Can I have your number.” “Sure.” You say. He gets a napkin and you write down your number. You walk away still giggling about what he just said.

Micheal:

You’re at the bar trying to get the attention of the bartender. He doesn’t really see you. When you finally get your drinks there is this weird guy watching you from the other side of the room. You just look away and walk back to yuor friend giving he her drink. “That took a while.” You nod. “He didn’t quit see me.” You sat down when you saw that same guy watching you again. “There is this strange guy watching me.” You tell your friend. “I saw him at the bar, but now he moved so he can see me again.” You friend encouraged you to walk over to ask what his problem was. As you did you looked back over to your friend who just smiled at you. “What’s your problem.” You said when you reached him. He shrugged his shoulders. “I saw you looking at me.” You kind of screamed at him. He got closer to you. Wanting to whisper in your ear. “I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way and you’ll be lovin’ it.” You started softly laughing at that. “That’s the lamest pickup line I’ve ever heard.” He just stands there and smiles at you.

Calum:

You and your friends were dancing in the middle of the club. People everywhere. Sometimes the people behind you accidently pushed you in your back. That was when your song came on (or a remix of). You and your friends smiled. Then you felt two hand grabbing your hips. You look at your friends to see if they like the person behind you. One of them nods and you release a breath that you didn’t know you were holding. After a while of dancing with this guy his head lowers to your ear. “For your information, people call me Calum, but you can call me tonight.” He slipped a piece of paper in front of you, for you to grab it. You did, looking at the paper a bit confused you turned around. He was gone.

 Luke:

You were at a dinner with some of your friends including Luke. Looking through the menu you searched for something new, something you hadn’t tried yet. It was hard to find, because you came here a lot. Luke sat next to you and saw you scanning the menu. “You know,” A little giggle escaped from his mouth. “Know what’s on the menu, y/n?” “Everything.” You mumbled not really paying attention to him. “Y/n?” You looked up at him. “No, I don’t know.” You said to him. He had a big smile on his face. “Me-n-u” He smiled widely at you. You thought about it for a second before you knew what he meant and started laughing.