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Mabel's Guide to Stickers

"...And that concludes Mabel's Guide to Hair Topiary!"

"What is it?"

"It's an ostrich. It's clearly an ostrich." as she grabs the beak part of the hair and emits bird calls.

"Today: Mabel's Guide to Stickers!"

Mabel is sitting on a chair with a book. Behind her is Dipper reading a book on his bed.

"Throughout history, stickers have been the backbone of many great civilizations."

Dipper retorted, "No, they haven't."

The Doctor was in the room while sitting on the bed, "You might be surprised how they involved with a lot world's events..."

"The ancient Greeks used leeches for stickers! The more stickers you had, the cooler you were!"

"Nope, not true."

The Doctor winks and playfully gives, "Ewww!'

"The ancient Aztecs' chest skull was the modern equivalent to today's "Orange you happy mon?"

"Yes, Aztec war paint was exactly like a rasta orange."

"Goodness believe me, it was black and white when I traveled with the others..." The Doctor wistfully remembers.

"Mabel, have you ever read a history book?"

Mabel points at Dipper, "Edit it out!"

The tape fast-forwards. Dipper disappears.

Mabel snaps her fingers, "Edit! Edit! Edit! Cut away!"

Mabel then went on holding her "Sticktionary."

"Let's take a look at my personal Sticktionary! Stickers falls into several distinct categories. Puffy stickers,"

Soos comments, "So soft!"

The Doctor adds in, "Agreed!"

Mabel turns the page, "Googley eyes stickers,"

Soos shouts, "Aaah! It's like they're watching me!"

The Doctor playfully smirks, "Maybe they are..."

Mabel turns the page, "Bumper stickers, scratch and sniff, sniff and touch, listen and taste, and price stickers! You can get these ones free at the store!"

Dipper questions, "Don't they need those?"

The Doctor fondly remembers...

Mabel takes the price tags off the TVs, "Stickers, stickers, stickers. Hahaha."

Customer picks up a TV, "Free TVs, everybody!"

The customers run and steal TVs.

"Listen, Dipper. You shouldn't doubt my authority. In the sticker world, I'm the girl who can get you things."

The Doctor comments, "That would explain a lot with Stan..."

Mabel and Stan were at the gift shop desk.

"I need a sticker to put on my car to, y'know, get the cops off my back."

Mabel shows Stan a "Baby on board" sticker.

"Oh!" as he tries to grab the sticker.

Mabel takes it back, "Uh-uh! My price?"

Stan sighs and gives Mabel a huge can of industrial sprinkles.

"I'm gonna get so sick."

Soon Mabel went on eating the sprinkles.

"Mabel, don't you think those are hazardous to your health?"

"EDIT IT OUT! Edit! Edit! Edit!" Then Soos appears.

"What? How did I get here?"

"Thanks for watching Mabel's Guide to Stickers. And now a riddle: What kind of sticker can save your life?"

"Waddles! If you please."

Waddles shoots the grappling hook which hits Mabel, who crashes upon the Doctor's arms. "WWWHHHEEE!"

Mabel then sits up and opens her jacket to show the stickers she had inside. "Puffy stickers! It still really hurt from the front, though..."

The Doctor adds in, "You be fine, so it figures."

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