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Mabel's Scrapbook: Petting Zoo!

"Wow! There were a lot of good memories this summer!" as Mabel turns over the pages. "Whether it was battling gnomes, stopping a fake sea monster, outwitting creepy wax figures, foiling a psychotic psychic, seeing ghosts, gross manliness, finding love, solving mysteries, going back in time, conquering your fears, being shrunk, fighting a candy monster, being the boss, falling in pits, kissed a merman, switched bodies, boys' band crazy, dinosaurs, or winning that dog sled race against that space lizard! But I'll never forget that trip to the petting zoo..."

The past at the petting zoo: The Pines, Wendy and Soos are looking at the animals, after being driven by the Doctor's Bessie.

"I'm gonna pet you, I'm gonna pet you, wow! You better believe I'm gonna pet you!" Mabel gasps.

She sees a cow named "Octavia" with 8 legs.

"More limbs means more hugs!"

Everyone runs to the cow.

"Wow! I didn't think nature would allow this!" Dipper muses.

"Yeah! Pig farmer! What gives?"

"Octavia? Well, she's just another blessin' from the toxic flood running off the Mud Flat factory."

Behind Sprott, we see a goat drinking from the toxic river, growing another head, and dying.

The Doctor narrows his eyes, "Always seen this before..."

Mabel laughs as Octavia licks her, "I could pet this cow forever!"

"Well, get your pettin' done now 'cause I'm gonna eat 'er come cow eatin' season."

Everyone except Sprott and the Doctor gasps.

"What?!" Mabel shouts.

"So you wanna eat the freak to gain its mutant powers. I respect that."

They start to walk away.

"Doc! Grunkle Stan! We can't let Octavia be eaten!"

"Come on, Mabel! Cows are delicious!"

"But we love her!" Mabel hugs Octavia's nose. The Doctor grins.

Stan looks at Mabel petting Octavia, then looks at Sprott far away imagining Octavia as a hamburger; Octavia licks Stan and he sighs. "Warm up the car."

Everyone but Stan cheers.

An old phone rings. Sprott answers the call.

"Howdy!"

"Hey! I'm calling from "Pictures of Tractors Monthly"! Please hold for an important message. Da-ra-ta-ra-to! Ta-ra-ta-pa-da-ba-bo! This is definitely a real message -ta-ra-pa-po!"

Soos is seen through the window near Sprott. Soos plays and sings on the top of the Doctor's car Bessie while Dipper, Mabel and Stan are loading Octavia on the back of the car where there is enough space...

Dipper, Mabel, Soos and Stan are entering the car and it just starts driving. Just now Sprott notices the theft.

"They're stealin' Octavia! Emmit! D'Shawn! Close the gate!"

Emmit pulls a handle under the sign "GATE." Bessie is driving with Octavia, while the gates are closed. The Doctor makes a sharp turn to the Sheep Pen, breaking some fences.

"Sheep! Dodge! Dodge!"

Bessie dodges a few sheep while driving, "Brace yourselves!" Stan yelled.

Everyone screams. The car goes on a ramp and jumps over some hay.

Emmit and D'Shawn went waving their fists in anger.

"Serves me right for buildin' an escape route..."

Soon, the gang releasing the cow in the woods.

"Goodbye, Octavia. Here's a little something to remember us by."

Stan sticks a "Mystery Shack" sticker to Octavia's body and hits her back. Octavia moves forwards and the gang waves and says goodbye.

Wendy waves back, "Goodbye, Octavia!"

Soos adds in, "Have beautiful babies!"

"I love you!" Mabel cries.

Stan commented, "She was alright for a mutant."

The Doctor stated, "...Right..."

Octavia eating grass sweetly. A bird passes by, and suddenly Octavia shoots green lasers from her eyes and burns the bird. The burned bird falls to the ground and Octavia sticks her mutated long tongue to pull the bird to her mouth, aggressively eating the bird which terrified the gang.

The Doctor says the smartest thing, "Run."

Everybody starts to run, except Mabel, who took a picture, and then joined with the others with Bessie. Later in Mabel's Scrapbook, it has the picture of Octavia's laser eyes. "Don't have a cow!" is written under the picture.

"Well, that was a fun day!

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