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Mabel's Guide to Color

Mabel's Guide to Color

The camera opens with Mabel laughing...

"Ha ha ha, aha ha ha ha, aha ha ha ha ha. And that's Mabel's Guide to laughing for an uncomfortable amount of time. Uh-oh, here comes more! Aha ha ha ha ha!

Dipper hides his head in a book in the background, groaning.

"Mabel Today: Mabel's Guide to Color!"

Cuts to Mabel with a projector.

"Ah, color. It's all around us!"

Turns to a picture of Dipper, "From the green of a nauseous twin brother..."

Turns to a picture of Grunkle Stan, "...to the weird orange of an old man's nose..,"

Turns to a picture of a toilet next to Soos, "...to the beautiful sky blue of toilet water!"

Soos points towards projector, "I'm in that one!"

"Yes you are, Soos. But it wasn't always this way." as she turns to a black and white picture. "According to history, the world was black and white until color was invented!" A wizard Mabel drew appears in the picture. "...By a magic wizard named "Crayondalf the Fabulous!" What's your favorite color, Gravity Falls?"

Cuts to a montage asking the people of Gravity Falls what their favorite color is.

Pacifica: "Hot pink."

Grenda: "Beige!"

Dipper: "Wendy. Wait, what was the question again?"

Soos: "Lasers. Ooh! Or liquid metal! Does leopards count as a color?"

Wendy: "Flannel."

Soos: "Okay, okay. I've narrowed it down to Aurora Borealis, camouflage..."

Candy: "Magic vision poster!"

Gompers beets which the Doctor wistfully translates: Burgundy.

The Doctor: "Yale blue for now.." as he went winking.

Stan deadpans, "None."

"What?!"

Stan replies, "I don't have a favorite color. I don't even like colors."

"Not even rainbows?"

"Beats me. I've never seen a rainbow."

"WHAT?!"

Cuts to Mabel with horns, a siren, and a sign written "COLOR EMERGENCY." Then later cuts to Mabel with the Doctor, Dipper, Candy, Grenda and Waddles.

"Alright guys, how can we get Grunkle Stan to see a rainbow? I need ideas, people!"

"Sometimes if I drink expired milk, I see rainbows! I'm gonna try right now!" Grenda comments. The Doctor quickly shakes his head. "Not a good idea!"

Candy takes out a paper, starts drawing on it and shows it to the camera. "What if we reflect the rainbow from the falls into Stan's window?"

Dipper and Candy both high-fives. "Yeah"

"Yeah!" Grenda falls off the bed and starts to sleep.

"It's fine. She does this."

"Alright, we're about to unleash the power of the "Roy-G-Biv-A-Tron" into Stan's office!" Mabel stated.

Soon, Dipper and Candy are at the end of the waterfall. They reflect the rainbow with a mirror. Stan was unfortunately was in the position...

"Nothing brightens the dark room like a light from a window! Time to open the window..."

Stan opens the window and the rainbow beams right into his eyes.

"OH NO! WHY! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!"

Mabel comes in with sunglasses. "Ta-daah! Surprise!"

Stan screams, "MY EYES ARE ON FIRE! AAAAAAHH! AAAAAAAHH! AAAAAAHHH!"

"Maybe we over did it a little bit." Mabel comments.

"AAAAAAHH! AAAAAAAHH! OH ITS SO HOT IT HURTS! AAAAAAHH!"

Stan's desk starts to burn.

The Doctor comes in with his fire extinguisher, "Uh-oh, you kids actually did it?"

He then wears his usual eye glasses.

Stan is getting his eyes checked by the Doctor.

"Help my eyes good and tight! I'm not giving my life savings to some quack doctor, no offense though..."

The Doctor shrugs, "None taken...I am the Doctor after all..."

"That's it for today! Join us next week when we'll be doing "Mabel's Guide to Apologizing to your Great Uncle."

Stan screams, "I hate color more than ever!"

"He's just saying that. Cut! Cut it!"

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