Mabel's Guide to Art

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Mabel has been getting up from the ground with umbrellas, a pair of goggles, a helmet, and a pillow attached to her written "Amelia Awesomeheart." She has some feathers around her.

"...And that was Mabel's Guide to Flying." As she throws down umbrellas and walks next to a bird. "In conclusion, flying and falling are basically the same thing." Whispers to the bird next to her. "I am like you now, bird. We are now one!"

"Mabel Today: Mabel's Guide to Art!"

Cuts to Waddles resting.

"Mabel's Guide To" is filmed in front of an adorable studio audience."

Cuts to Mabel standing next to a moose statue.

"Art! It's all around us!"

Cuts to a postcard of Egypt.

"From the big triangles of the desert..."

Cuts to a pen.

"...to those pens that go like..

Tilts the pen to make the hat part goes up. "Brooop! Brooop!"

Cuts to a video of an elephant painting.

"Ha ha! Even old Jumbo is getting in on the act. Don't quit your day job, Jumbo! That's... that's really bad."

The Doctor shrugs. "I always remember to stop hurting animals with unique abilities..."

"No one knows what art means or where it comes from, but one thing is for sure: I'm great at it!"

"At age 2, I was naturally gifted. At age 5, I was a master of portrait. Age 7 was a time of free exploration!"

"But everything changed when I saw this amazing caricature!" As she takes out a caricature of the Doctor.

The Doctor views the picture, "Not bad...Pretty close if you ask me...like the hat on top!" Popping out the "p".

"What could make it even better you ask? I give you...The "Cat-icature!"

The scene pauses and a caption written "CAT-ICATURE!" appears with a short soundtrack.

"Just compare this amazing likeness to Doc!" Mabel exclaims.

"...I am a cat now...Cats are cool." The Doctor winks.

"You're right, it does look cool when it is exactly like you!"

Soon, Mabel's cat-icatures of Dipper, Wendy, Waddles and Soos are on a Table. Then Mabel places Stan's cat-icature on them.

"Uh, it's just the same crummy cat face with a different hat each time." Stan comments.

"Exactly! And I sell 'em for 10 dollars each."

"You need an agent? I am now your agent." Stan stated.

Mabel creates a cat-icature of Toby Determined. Mabel hands this picture to Toby.

"It looks exactly like me! Right down to my actual cat whiskers that the doctors can't explain! Meow meow meow!"

"You're always weirder than I remember."

Soon, Stan is selling the cat-icatures.

"Mabel! These cat-icatures are sellin' like hot cakes!"

"Cat-icatures are good. But I've moved on to the next level. Behold..." She takes out a cat which has a picture on its stomach. "Humani-cat-icatures!"

The scene pauses and a caption written "Humanicaticature!" appears with a short soundtrack. The customers who came to buy the cat-icature want to buy the humani-cat-icatures.

Stan happily yelling, "Somebody get this girl more cats!"

Suddenly, Mabel is surrounded by angry cats. Her clothes and hair are clawed by a cat.

"That's it for Mabel's guide to art. Where we learned sometimes you have to suffer for your art. Here kitty, here kitty kitty..."

The cat jumps and attacks Mabel in her face. Mabel falls.

"It actually kinda tickles."

The Doctor quickly swoops in, "Meow-Please-MEOW-That's-MEOW-Quite-MEOW-ENOUGH!"

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