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no one:

literally no one:

not a single soul:

rosé: tomato is a fruit. soOoOooO ketsup is a smoothie?

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yoongi: i hate everything and everyone.

rosé: everyone?

yoongi: *sighs* everyone but you.

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rosé: bitches  be like eating a large amount of food even after eating a large amount of food, iTS ME IM BĮŤÇHES

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jin: I'm hungry.

rosé: well you can eat what my mom and dad made.

jin: and what did they made?

rosé: me.

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jungkook: [sees someone do something stupid]

jungkook: what an idiot.

jungkook: [sees it's rosé]

jungkook: oh that's mY IDIOT.

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namjoon: explain how you crash the car.

jimin: well, we were driving and there was a deer on the road and I yelled "Chaeng, deer!"

namjoon: and what was your response?

chaeyoung: "yes, honey?"

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rosé: when have I ever became clumsy?

hoseok: i have a list.

hoseok: it's even in alphabetical order.

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hoseok: it's really just so frustrating.

rosé: what is it?

hoseok: watching jimin openly flirt with yoongi and yoongi not realizing it.

rosé, wearing a "i love hoseok" shirt: haha yeah.

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jimin: taehyung, you deserve an award for putting up with me.

taehyung: you are my award, jimin.

meanwhile . . .

jungkook: chaeng, you deserve an award for putting up with me.

chaeyoung: yeah you are a real bitch
sometimes.

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