jungkook: why aren't you dating someone?
rosie: because my parents are strict.
rosie: how about you?
jungkook: oh, it's because your parents are strict.
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jungkook: chaeng . . . I did a very bad thing.
chaeyoung: does it affect me?
jungkook: no . . .
chaeyoung: then suffer silently
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chaeyoung: you know why santa didn't give you a gift at Christmas?
taehyung: why?
chaeyoung: because you and him are not claus
chaeyoung: *laughs hysterically*
jin: *laughs with her*
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interviewer: so rosie, for example, the seven of you needs to sit down but there are only seven chairs. what would you do?
chaeyoung:
chaeyoung: kill jungkook.
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chaeyoung: police?Hello? there's an insanely very good-looking woman here in my house.
chaeyoung: oh wait, it's actually just my reflection.
•••
rosé: i hate mah last name
jimin: why?
rosé: because it's not your last name
;)
jimin:
rosé:
jimin: chaeng your last name is park too . . .
•••
rosé: why did the chicken cross the road?
jin: why?
rosé: to get to the idiot's house.
jin: where's the chicken there?
rosé: knock knock.
jin: who's there?
rosé: the chicken
jin: listen here yOu fúcKer.
•••
rosé: why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? honestly, i would be excited just to have a bunk bed.
hyung line:
jimin: iM GONNA TELL HER—
namjoon: don't you dare
•••
rosé: he died because of a natural cause.
namjoon: you literally pushed him off the roof.
rosé: gravity's natural
namjoon: listen here you little——
•••
jin: chaeng why is your report card sticked up to the ceiling?
chaeng: you said i needed to bring my grades up
jin: . . . i did said that
•••
chaeng, upset: i hate you guys and I'm never going to talk to any of you ever again.
also chaeng: *kissing each member's forehead* goodnight mah loves.
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namjoon: what's more worst than a breakup?
chaeyoung: realizing that dragons can't blow their own birthday cakes.
namjoon:
namjoon: shįt.
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a/n: kinda short tho :(( im sorry for not updating for maybe a month, idk. i literally am very busy these days and i hate it. now that I'm able to update, i hope y'all guys enjoy even if it's short. thanks <3 anyways, most of us know the corona virus that is spreading, right? please always take care and love lots.
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