Hyper Little Bear •HxH•

The Wife

We head out, me just following Hisoka to wherever he wanted to go. We go down to a park and I see a familiar head of hair.

'Sillllkkkyyyyy,' my eyes light up at the memory of touching it.

Illumi slightly turns around and notices us.

I awkwardly wave and Hisoka smiles. We continue walking towards him and finally we are all side by side.

"Why did you bring her."

'Because he's a cruel bitch.'

"No reason~"

Illumi looks over at me and promptly decided to ignore me. I could see it in his eyes, and my suspicion was soon proven as he turns to Hisoka and starts talking about the mission.

'Ah fuckity fuck. Man I came all the way out here for nothing.'

"You have to kill Lord Diamond's mistress? Doesn't seem that hard, why did you invite me?"

'Ugh only a mistress.'

"The mistress is a Nen user, and apparently, a decent one."

'Can I leave? Is that a possibility?'

"Her name is Mrs. Rose."

I immediately spun around.

"What's the first name."

"Gerica. Gerica Rose."

"Oh my... FUCKING GOD SHE DID NOT," I say as I start giggling like a maniac and pull out my phone.

"What are you doin little bear?~"

"Calling Gerica."

Illumi starts to move towards me but I just hold my hand up, my other hand gently holding the phone up to my ear.

"Kumari! How nice to hear from you. What's up girl?"

"Gurllll. Please tell me you did not recently steal a rich married man's heart."

I could practically see her smirk through the phone.

"Hmmmm~ maybe. Why?"

I slap my hand against my forehead.

"Girl. You know that these bees have money. Some of them have enough money to hire me or even worse, a Zoldyck."

"Girl, you can try to kill me but you know I won't go down."

"Hmmmm~ what if I have a few friends that are coming? They're as skilled as I am, if not more."

I hear the end go silent and I giggle.

"Girl. My life's on the line?"

"Mmhmmmm."

"Fun~"

I smirk.

"I'll see you soon darling~"

She giggles and I send a kiss her way.

"I look forward to it love~"

I end the call and turn to the two men.

"Shall we?"

"Little bear, how do you know her?~"

"Oh yeah, she was a stripper at a club I went to for a job. We ended up hanging out a bit."

Hisoka knowingly smirks and I smile back.

"She knows we are coming now."

I turn to Illumi, rolling my eyes.