Bum mmmmmmm
Bum hmmmmm
Bum
Bum
Bum YEAHHHHHH
I'm gonna make whory potter into a two act play
I'm gonna cringe till I can't no more
I'm gonna make whory potter into a two act play
I'm gonna cringe til I can't no more
I got Astrid in the back
Titties are attached
Dementors finna attack
"Uh, Hermione could be black"
Thanos on a tractor
Don't like then just snap her
Ronald owns a dildo
4th year Herry's got that build tho
Made a whole 8 movies
Got diamonds in our boobies
Mr stank is groovy
Draco is really snooty
I'm Gonna (bum) Take My Wand (bum) To The Diagon (bum) Road (bum) I'm Gonna (bum) Buyyyyy (bum) Till I Can't No More
Moony wrote that Drapple
Draco fucks an apple
Surviving off of wattpad
Still no sign of my dad
Drarry is a pipe dream and
Ron is kinda fat (cream)
Cream cream cream cream cream cream cream
Can't nobody cream on my bedddddd
Cream corn in my cream dream bedddd
Floppin like a corn stock
Slicin all of my chalk
Herry putter memes and
Herry putter creams and
Herry putter teams and
Prong's 4th year putter dreams
I'm gonna yeetle deet delete myself
I gonna- skeet right outta here
I'm gonna yeetle deet delete myself
Take Papa's portal and dissapear
bEaUtIfUl
--moony, astrid, padfoot, prongs--
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