what's up gaymers, is ya boy, uhh, skinny penis.
where vsco girls and stans go to die. not because we killed them or anything, but just because they cringed so hard that tanos came aan had to snap them out of existence.
"This is even worse than the...
Astrid cracked her ancient, delicate bones and scooted her piano seat closer to the majestic, My Chemical Romance themed organ (with a beating heart included!) and began to play the haunting tune that she had entitled (because of course she knew how to play the organ, what, are you kidding?) Hermilicious, that went to the tune of Fergalicious, but it was played on the organ. Suddenly, purple smoke erupted from the wooden "box" and hermy arose like a you know what when the smexies go by. Then they made kissie faces to each other from across the room and then they collapsed.
Do you bleed out of your eyes or are they just that red?
You are the sexiest white haired woman this side of Deathly Hallows.
Emma you're so talented I think I'm going to cry blood
You are one of the deerest friends i could ever ask for
no u
I mean, that was really bucking fawny
okay that one might be a little too bambitious
i'm getting a kick out of these buck puns
Buck u and your buns
This insults have me stag-ering
Stop I'm not good enough at puns for this
Well i certainly wouldn't want to start a roe with you over such a silly thing
:)
I mean really, astrid, you just warm my hart
These are some doggone good paw-ns, but we can't leave the odd dog out
I've gone batty now that everyone's left
These puns suck ;(
;) like astrid
They're... kinda good actually
Pawesome, even.
JK im going to Howl-lywood with these puns
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