Concept: Herry Putter and the rest of the Warty gang including Voldy were just plain bombed off during the battle of Hergwerts before anyone could be stopped... well I guess everyone was stopped.
Boom.
But that would have been a shitty book
And movie
Anyway
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herry putter and the slightly sexual existential crisis
Fanfictionwhat's up gaymers, is ya boy, uhh, skinny penis. where vsco girls and stans go to die. not because we killed them or anything, but just because they cringed so hard that tanos came aan had to snap them out of existence. "This is even worse than the...
